News 7/1 - 7/7
6/31/01 (Matt)
Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, To clear up a few things no Kal I didn't forget
about Help! I just didn't think you had it and you never mentioned it before to me so I
assumed you didn't have it. For some reason Kal your last article isn't showing up on the edit
page so I gave a good estimate and spaced so I hopefully wouldn't erase it. Just got my
copy of Abbey Road the other day it's really good and all the songs toward the end are linked
together and link perfectly from one to the other. Here's another clue for you Kal for your
"Paul is Dead" search on the cover of Abbey Road Paul is walking on the road with no shoes
and holding his cigarette in the wrong hand. The only song you guys know on this Cd is Come
Together which is good but it's not the cream of the crop, Something, Maxwell's Silver
Hammer, Here Comes The Sun, She Came In Through The Bathroom Window, and You
Never Give Me Your Money our my favorites from the Cd. I didn't get to listen to it till today
though because I was at my dads house and I went to see a fireworks display presented by
Bob from the Bob's discount furniture commercials (Thanks Bob!) who provides us with
firework displays and furniture usually priced around the $799 area. I know we haven't gotten
to many people to visit recently but i'm doing what I can, I can't seem to find my yearbook
which had over 30 e-mail addresses of people for me to annoy with ads but i'm going to tell
the people at Youth Group who will maybe tell other people about the site. Guess what Kal,
I got Jackson (I mean Chase I mean Kyle) and Stephen to watch Yellow Submarine,
Stephen said it Sucked but what does he know and Kyle thought it was good just a little
confusing, his favorite song from the movie was Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds and
continued to sing a half-arsed version of the chorus throughout the day, my favorite song from
the movie is Only A Norhthern Song. Sure Kal i'll comeover just tell me when proably can't be
a Thursday or a Friday. Oh also I just realized in the editor that Kals article was spaced a long
way from his date so now your article will show up under mine. For those of you reading
forget what I just wrote and read Kals message below then read mine again for the first time.
I have to go my cats are giving me evil looks. You know what I just realized that i've
been spelling and punctuating horribly in the last paragraphs i've written, this could be the
result of three things 1. i've forgotten what we did in english class (fail english that's
unpossible) 2. I don't remember the second 3. Or i'am taking typing lessons from H.B. (what
does "LOL" mean anyway).Okay I really need to go now the cats aren't stopping.
7/3/01 (kal)
Hey! Today should be a national holiday. A moment of silence please. (Ooops, turn down the SUM 41). 30 years ago today was the death of Jim Morrison. Time for my Eulogy, as if I were at his funeral.
Ahem... Jim Morrison was one of the coolest artists ever. He was in the best band of the sixties, and probably better than any nineties bands. He will be remembered by all cool enough to listen to the rock radio stations. I hope the memory is never lost within the sea of dead rock stars, such as Kurt Cobain, Freddy Mercury, Jimi Hendrix, and John Lennon, among others.
So ends my eulogy, I hope you are touched. Anyways, time to get onto other news before I cry anymore. Matt's above message was kinda dumb, in that THERE'S NO JUNE 31! I'm guessing that he meant July 1st, but I think it was more recent than that. And ignore anything he writes about my article being below his, because he made a mistake by writing that above my June 30th article and not knowing how to look at the date on the computer, by double clicking the clock. Besides that, on Friday, I'm going to Elliott's house for the first time. I hope he isn't planning on killing me for poking his eye out a while back. Ha ha, that must have hurt!... I'll show myself out now. But if Elliott doesn't kill me, Matt will, because I heartlessly (and happily) turned him down over the phone yesterday. His response... D'oh! Plus, I already know about all that Abbey Road Paul is Dead stuff, and over the phone I pointed out a few more to him. Such as, he is walking out of step with the others (leading with a different foot), and there is a liscense plate that says 28IF, Paul would be 28 years old if he were still alive, and LMW above that, saying Linda McCartney Weeps, but as Matt says, Linda McCartney didn't know Paul at the time he "died". There is also a car headed strait towards Paul in the background. There is a morgue wagon parked somewhere on the right side of the screen. The four are walking accordingly to a funeral, John in white, is God or a preacher, Ringo, in black, is the undertaker, Paul is the corpse, being bearfoot, which symbolizes death in the Mafia. George, in a jean jacket and such, is the gravedigger. On the back of the album there are dots that would make out a 3 if you connect them. If you turn the back sideways, there is a skull somewhere (i'm not sure though, but there is something like that in Magical Mystery Tour). There is a woman on the right side, who some say is Lovely Rita, Meter Maid (nothing can come between us. When it gets dark i tow your heart away). Sorry, I already told you about the song and dance i sometimes break into. Well, some say paul was staring at Lovely Rita, when the lights changed and the accident happened. Anyways, I'm seeing Collective Soul sometime soon at Foxwoods. You know who Collective soul is, trust me. Their two biggest hits are Shine and December.
Shine is... Whoa, Heaven Let your lights shine down. Whoa, heaven let your lights shine down.
December is... Don't worry about, don't think aloud, turn your head now baby just spit me out.
They're a really cool band, I hope to get some autographs. Me & my pop are sitting in row F in the balcony seats. As you can see from my lyrics site, I have all five collective soul albums, Hints, Allegations, and Things Left Unsaid; Collective Soul; Disciplined Breakdown; Dosage; and Blender. I hope to someday find Ed Roland (the lead singer's) solo album. It would be cool.
All last night, I was up watching the 1992 version of Brahm Stoker's Dracula, which is nothing compared to Dracula (1931), which I watched today, and Nosferatu, which I want to see. I think Nosferatu (what a cool word) means "the living dead", because in Dracula (1931), everytime Dr. Van H. mentions a phenomenon which is taking the blood of Lucy, someone says, "a ghost?", then someone else says, "no... the nosferatu." Then another says "the living dead!", then another says "Vampires... Count Dracula". Well, yesterday I was watching something about Dracula on the Discovery Channel, and it was cool. It said Vlad Dracul (no, i didn't mispell it, no a.) was a sixteenth century monarch of Romania, and he had a kid named prince Vlad Dracula. He apparantly was a great tactician, and he skinned his enemies alive, impaled them on posts, and drank their blood. Therefore, they called him Vlad the Impaler, which you may have seen on BattleBots on Comedy Central. He was killed in battle years later, and secretly buried high in the mountains of Romania, supposively at the entrance to kill any theives of his treasure with his ghost. That was somehow molded into the idea of a vampire, the living dead that needed to feast upon the blood of the living to survive, that needed to sleep in the ground of which it was buried during the day, who couldn't survive in the sunlight, who transformed whoever he bit into a vampire, to live eternally through the centuries, as Dracula has. Oh, I was also up all night killing pincher bugs with liquid soap. Ah, you should see those buggers run around when they can't breath. The first one was on my bathroom sink, and after I squeezed some soap onto his head, he ran into the wall, squirmed for 30 seconds or so, then died. But the second was far harder to kill, it took at least five full body coverings, until he finally died. It was annoying. Well, that's all I have to say for today.
7/4/01 (kal)
Hey-O! It's the 4nd Of July. I've been looking at the calender all day and I haven't even realized it. I just now asked my dad if it really is the 4nd. Yes, I am aware that I'm putting an nd after the 4, which may not make sense to some of you now, but maybe in a few years it will. That too, probably means nothing to you. But after high school, it might. No, no, it probably won't. I'm not feeling patriotic right now, so I'm gonna go burn a flag. What's the charge for burning a flag? Any charge is too serious, because America is evil. I'd rather live in France or Germany or something. America is a crime ridden rat-hole. I killed another pincher bug today, I saw him walking around on my floor, and I ran into the bathroom, got the soap, and poured it on his head, then engulfed him completely. The soap sank into the carpet and he crawled out slowly, ah, ahhh, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Meanwhile, I was watching the KISS, behind the makeup thing on VH1 for the second time this week, and KISS is cool. I need to get some of their CDs, especially the 90's no-makeup era, like Revenge. They look and sound kinda like Metallica in it. It was cool. Right now, I am downloading Hash Pipe (or as they call it on MTV and VH-1, H***Pipe) on Imesh, which right now is better than Napster. I so far have Good Charlotte: Little Things, SUM 41: Fat Lip, some cover of a Stone Temple Pilots Song, Slipknot: Wait & Bleed, Orgy: Blue Monday, and I'm attempting to download The Red Hot Chili Peppers: Soul To Squeeze. Hey Matt, when you edit the site, do a little more than news. Make more pages and stuff, like do some Simpsons reviews. Our site is getting kinda boring. Well, I gotta go and avoid celebrating, see ya.
7/5/01 (kal)
Hey, it's time to waste your time again! This morning, I woke up at 6:30! Can you believe it? So I turn on the TV, and Rocko's Modern Life is on! I didn't know they still had that on the air. They should play it more often. Then after that, Mega Man was on Fox Family, and I haven't seen that in years. Out of all the episodes I remember, the one that was on was my favorite. It featured a few characters from the Mega Man X video game series, which takes place several centuries after where regular Mega Man is. So Vile and Spark Mandrill show up at Wily's lair (the bad guy) and tell him to get titanium bars to get money for Sigma's war. Sigma is the "evil-est bot to ever be created", in the X series. Then Vile and Sparky come to Mega Man's lair, and Mega Man X shows up and whups up. Blah blah blah, the good guys win and the X dudes go back to their own time. So that was cool. Hey, you know what? I feel like making a Jim Morrison shrine in the memory of his death 30 years ago. I'll work on it, and let Matt work on it, and we'll write stuff about him and junk. It might be cool, who knows. Hey! Where's Chris? He should write some news or add to his page or something. I miss his ability of inability. I'd better get working on the Morrison shrine, I'll tell you when it's good enough to look at. Guh-bie.
7/6/01 (Matt) Trying to set the night on fire
Helloooooooo, I thought the third was when Morrison died because I had a strange feeling to want to play
some Doors music and Vh1 played a cool 1 hour history
of the band show (there was proably something on the
Biography channel but I missed it). So in remembrance
of the Lizard King Kal decided to make a shrine where
we'll put memories and such (I want to write about his
performance on the Ed Sullivan show and maybe The Pills might do a version of one of their songs). If don't know who the Doors are you can check out my review of their G.H. Cd or you can buy one of their Cd's. I've got to go right now but i'll be back
7/7/01 (kal)
I noticed you started to review Abbey Road, and so you know, I renamed it to bar (beatles abbey road), and I renamed DoorsG.H. to dgh, and MattMusic to mattmusic (trust me, it's easier to not have capitals). I noticed your html programming on it also, you had ...mattbg2.jpg"bgproperties="fixed"..., notice there is no space between the " and the bg, not good. It may have been a mistake, or it may be what you thought it should be. either way, i fixed it. I went into my basement today and found several more Beatles records, including Abbey Road, Hey Jude, Sgt. Pepper's, Beatles Rarities, and a few more which made doubles and triples of ones I already found. I also brought up the old record player, and I have to figure out how to hook it up. Now there are 31 Beatles records in my room, including doubles and triples, plus extra live and rare albums, like their first live recordings with Ringo, and stuff like that. We need to make more pointless 20/100 stuff. You haven't done much with that Matt. I've only written two or so though. Well, ga-bye, i don't feel like doing this anymore.