News 5/6 - 5/12

5/9/01 Hey, now we're getting somewhere. This page made (by kal), the music page made (by kal), and actual links to the sites made (by kal). kal made the cool backgrounds you see here. Did I mention the site was created at kal's house, where KAL found the main image of Jerry Seinfeld you see on the main page, typed the first few words, and taught Matt all he knows about makin an internet (not much, unfortunately...)

5/10/01 (matt)
This Matt here (the real main runner of the website despite Kal's recent alligations(see above)). For those of you who don't know I'm here to give you the Lo'down (or is that the down lo' i really don't care so don't expect that phrase to be used on my site again, EVER). Anyway how about my first article right about..............................now.

FIRST ARTICLE
My name is Matt Corazzelli,I like movies, sports, video games, and spending my walks down the hallway teaching my self how to walk diffrently ("Why" you ask? just in case I forget how to in the first place! next week: Crutches and Wheelchairs). So expect my site to be completly full of new stuff every week including stories I've written, with Kal doing most of the Music (uh oh sounds like a bad cartoon crossover again). I'm sorry I haven't written much today but on Friday make sure to check out my interview with the President himself. 'Till then this has been Matt-O-Mac speaking words of wisdom, (in the Weakest Link's Lady's voice) goodbye.

5/10/01 (matt)
Here i'am again working on my site during keyboarding class. Proably should be working on my work ( the KEYWORD is probably). Anyway we have three people slacking hard at the job right now (unless you aren't reading this during block 8) chris who's badly spelling, Kal are our crack editing team (i know i speak like George Bush oh, and don't forget we'll have our special 1 on 1 interview with the president himself on 20/100 this Friday), and me Matt-o-Mac who if you already didn't guess is updating the news page. Anyway, enjoy as we'll be adding more to entertainment with Kal doing a review on a cd so remember to vote by visiting Kal's site and going to his guestbook there's a link to his site on my music section. Au revoir

5/11/01 (matt)
Apparently Kal you're working on the page at the same time as i'am thanks for the bomb effect and sick face i'll be sure to use them. Oh yes, sorry today on our online magazine 20/100 (for Mr.Reid i'll simplify it 1/5) which is Kal's vision (I didn't say it was good, that's why he needs glasses, or does he I really can't remember) we were supposed to have a interview with the president himself but it's post ponned until next Friday.I'm gonna update T.V. shortly and if you would like a review a T.V. show every week just e-mail me (I only watch about three T.V. shows Simpsons, Seinfeld, and That 70's show).

5/11/01 (kal)
Hey! Yes, matt. I'm on the page at the same time as you are. I accidently erased the stuff you wrote on the main page about what's happening. Sorry, it was while I was trying to make the frame you see on the left side of the page. (John Travolta voice) Oh, Jeesh!(regular voice) It took forever, but I finally figured out how to make it, how to make the links appear on the opposite side of the frame border, simple stuff like that. Actually, I completely forgot how to do it, I just copied info from my crappy old futuristic looking(no offense Mr. Evenski) lyrics site and put them on this page, but changed the directories. That's right folks, anything on this page that you even consider marveling at is engineered by moi (that's french for me, simpletons.) Matt just says stuff that, to tell you the truth, isn't really funny. It has potential, you just can't understand it, so I have to edit it. Apparantly matt's too lazy to make up a stupid interview with the Bush-man, heck I could do that, and I have to be one of the laziest kids in the grade. Just look at the career thing that was due in science today. I was paired up with Dan Sawyer, the thing was due today, we were sitting in the computer lab in English, debating over whether we should do it or not, and Dan refuses. It was the first time I wanted to get something done and Dan didn't. But of course being the lazy slob I am, I decided to go with Dan and not do it. FADE TO SCIENCE, BLOCK 3. Yes, the project is definitely due TODAY. Dan apparantly decides to tell Dan V to put his name on the paper and say he did it too, so I just tell Dan that I'll rat on him if he does. "uh, dan, cross my name off the paper, kal looks like he's about to hit me." So we decide to get something of a grade, so we decide to do a Science teacher. that's right, the oldest last-minute-make-a-science-report-and-suck-up-to-the-teacher-and-hope-for-an-a in the book. We were off by 2 degrees (4 years) in just beginning to teach science, and we just kind of blew it from there, saying stuff like, "uh, the pay of a teacher depends on the degree", and Mrs. Hobaica says, "Teachers' pay is public knowledge. You could have gone down to the town hall and figured it out." I don't think we're getting an A. Well, I've written too much now, haven't I? I guess I should probably seperate the different sections of this article into different sections of the page, but as I said before, I'm too lazy. I was gonna say something, probably dissing matt or something but I can't remember. Oh well..................Oh yeah. Matt, chris uploaded the bomb and the sick guy (who's actually a drunk guy), just so you know, you interview blowing off...

5/11/01(Matt)
THE ON-GOING BATTLE BETWEEN DAVID AND GOLIATH
(I don't know who's who)
Well Kal, I see that we got ourselves a little bit of a debate going on here. Actually the reason why I didn't do the interview (I intend to do it soon enough) was because I haven't figured out the links to make our online mag. 20/100 (1/5 in laymen terms). I followed the same things you guys did but it just didn't work out the interview will happen eventually (i've actually already written it down on paper). But the real reason (I delayed the interview) was so I could lure in more people to our website and accomplish the main goal of the moment which was to get people to vote for the Cd (do it ya' lazy bums!), then we could once again get the people back again when the interview was re-posted on 20/100 (i'm not even gonna simplify it this time). But I think our real beef should be with one of our affiliates, Chris C.. What exactly has Chris done on this site? Nothing that's what,I mean me and Kal have something on the newsboard at least every day. But what does Chris do some wierd stuff and poo(no that's a figure of speech not an order of buisness).It's not like Chris has his own site to pay attention to ('am I right or what?). But in other buisness we'll have other links up and running soon enough and the only swear word aloud on this site is crap , let me make it nice and clear for you all CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP. You see whenever you see comedians on T.V. they're always swearing. Me and Kal really have nothing against swears but aren't these peoples parents ever watching them? I'm really astranged as to this topic, I mean it's really gotta' be an advantage in the buisness to have your parents dead before you hit the big time. In other news I also slacked away during school Kal but like every day I remained unscathed. It's really scary to not study for a test or to not do your homework sometimes, it's like (John Travolta voice)"Oh Jeesh! I didn't do my homework," (end of voice). Oh yeah up here on my site we don't say "Oh MY GOD," because it doesn't make sense. Like you really have your own God,SHARE PEOPLE SHARE!You might as well say "Oh MY DOG," because it would make more sense, that is if you have a dog if you don't replace God with Cat,Hamster,Gerbil, or what ever pet you own and if you don't have a pet you're screwed say something else 'cause we don't want to hear it.( i'm not even gonna' say goodbye, D'oh!)

5/12/01 (kal)
Hey! I just wanted to say another 50 liner (hope I can live up to it) . I know the background somewhat interferes with the writing, so, like the helmet, rather than change the background, I made the background stick while the text rolls over it. (Jerry Seinfeld said stuff about rather changing the dangerous head-banging sports, why not just make the pain less painful.) However, some of the pages don't have enough text for you to scroll, so again avoiding just changing the backround, I suggest you highlight the text so you can see it. There, simple solutions with suzanne (have you ever seen that commercial with that lady with the weird mouth? That's what I'm talking about.) And about that "Oh my God" (pardon me for using the lord's name in vain), what about people who hate God? They still say Oh my God with 666 written on their binder. I just feel like going up to them and saying, "Oh, who is your god?" I bet they'd hesitate for a minute, then make a smart-allec remark like "heh, anubis, the egyption god of... just shut up, you hippie!" Yeah, that would show them. So... do you like the frame I made? I got rid of the border so you can't tell the two sides apart. I also fixed all of the links (apparantly something wrong with the www part, i dunno) and today at wally world I got the new Black Crowes cd. (yes, matt, I did mooch off my mom, and I just might repay her on my birthday or something. Until then... more mooching.) Well anyways, the new hit off of the cd, licking, is very weird. it sounds like he had a frog in his throat and he had just taken some halls. But it's a cool cd. I wanted to get the first Foo Fighters cd, but only The colour and the shape was there, and any of you who've been to my site should know that i already have that cd. You didn't know that did you? Oh sure. Say what you want. Both of us really know that you did not know that. Don't argue. you're only fooling yourself. Anyways, now i'm going to say more stuff to take up space. That right there just took up space, and so does this sentence you're reading now. Well, you're not reading that sentence any more though, so does it really take up the space I say it does? If you actually pondered that thought, or scratched your chin, or any of the sort, I have the number to the local sanitarium (welcome home). If you're wondering, that's a metallica song, who, by the way, I just saw a metallica video for the first time last night, it was One, and number 99 on the VH-1 best 100 video countdown thing. It started out with a little clip that was like paw, will I have to go in the army? Anything for the government, son. That song is literally 7 and a half minutes long. (actually, 7:24, but who's counting?) I honestly don't know who came up with that countdown, how could anyone possibly consider having a Mariah Carey video before a Metallica video? Injustice, I call it. (heh, One is from the cd ...And Justice For All, I didn't even realize the connection until I read this over) Oh, and by the way, matt. 1/5 wouldn't really be considered layman's terms. Layman's terms would be more like correction facility to jail. It's not simplifying fractions, it's simplifying words, although i can see where you are coming from. It's putting difficult words into plain idiot knowledge. Hey, what's up with us writing so much stuff? are we competing for the most written stuff? (i'd be winning, by the way) Well, i'm getting bored, my visions getting blurry, and I can't concentrate any more. I guess just go leave while can.