News 5/13 - 5/19
5/13/01 (kal)
Hey! It's the thirteenth of the month, and you know what that means. Well,
maybe you don't, but it means bad luck. Yup, it never fails. Last night, I fell
asleep a little before twelve, disrupting my sleeping habits. For me, that brings on...
migrains. Yes, i had a bad migrain today. I woke up, had a bess eaton donut, then I
realized that my vision was getting blurry. A little black spot blocked wherever I tried to
look, so I went to my mom and she gave me some excedrin and some tylenol, and I
guess it helped. All day I've been wanting to go on the computer and do stuff like edit
the site, download illegal video games, you know, but I didn't want to do any more than
walk into the kitchen and get some orange soda. (Who loves orange soda? I don't really,
but it's okay.) I'm glad to see that I got one more vote on my page, but unfortunately, it's
just another crew member from this page. Yes it was chris requesting The Offspring:
Ixnay On The Hombre... Unless it was matt spelling badly just to make me feel better.
Hmmm... Listen people, don't try to be unique by choosing a different cd than someone
else has requested. I have more cds than there are students, so I could have 80 votes for
all different cds and no one would win. I think I'm going to have to make this a monthly
thing, or if things keep up, a seasonly thing. So. What's new? All I've done this morning is
lie in bed and watch Spongebob Squarepants on Nickelodeon. You know, I remember when
Nick wasn't an MTV wannabe, just like Limp Bizkit are homie G wanna be's. I don't care if I
spelled homie wrong, because I wont lose any sleep if it is. I won't lose any sleep anyways,
because the excedrin tends to make you... c,.,hyuxn mhj mn bnz bgcmhkjadskj
5/14/01 (kal)
Hey, it's block 8 keyboarding class, everyone. I'm editing this site directly from the school.
I have to edit it here because I'm banned from the computer at home until Wednesday.
What happened was... I was downloading two fairly large items on the net when my mom
called for me to get off the computer, "and stop tying up the phone lines!" Well, the illegal
computer emulation of Super Mario RPG was halfway through, but I didn't want to lose it.
There was still a half an hour left, but ah well. FADE TO HALF AN HOUR LATER... KAL!
You want to make it all week!?!?!? Hold on mom, i gotta finish downloading this. Cool huh?
Not really. Well, the Super Mario game had better work.
5/14/01 (Chris)
This is chris's week on matt-o-mac becase nether matt or kal have internet acess
this week (actually only three days)and the best part is I have a whole week so e-mail
me at kornyarse9000@hotmail.com as soon as you can to answer the questions
5/14/01 (kal)
Hey! I am back, but only because I have to do homework on the computer. Chris will be
the lone administrator until Wednesday, but that doesn't change the rules of the swearing.
Also, what are we going to do with your e-mail, Chris? This is a family orientated site, and
I think you should change it so teachers wont suspend you when they see it or something.
I also erased your pointless swear outbreak. Just because it's not your site and you can edit it,
doesn't mean i can't change it. so, shut up.
Danger!
5/15/01(matt)
Hello (no time for the extra o's) today i'am typing during like a madman because i'am in
Keyboarding class right now (regardless of my seating). Just here to say we are looking
for more writers on this site to do reviews of shows and music and maybe even news. Chris
has total control of the website untill Wensday so i'am gonna have chris type something for
me when he gets home.I think we might just start picking bands to review because all 70 and more of you haven't voted. Well I should be going.
CRISIS IN OLYMPUS!
5/15/01 (matt [actually chris])
If I am correct this should be Chris writing this news update. For those of you who don't know
already kal has been banned from his computer until Wendsday, along with the fact that I
can only update on Friday (and chris doesn't do any thing in the first place) mattomac land
has gone into crisis mode! In case of flooding anyone shorter than four feet will be raised by
means of books until they're 15 feet tall, these people will be called giants. In case of fire you
better make sure you have a good life insurancy policy becase we don't have a "just in case"
of fire. Also just in case of bad spelling and typing it was Chris, not Matt or Kal. in other
news the Seinfeld and Simpsons sites should be updated soon enough by one of us, but
let me tell you Kal is working covert during keyboarding class. oh yes since this is a very
editorial site we are looking for free lance writers. Yes can write for my site we will make a
site for matt-o-mac fans who write editorials. It doesn't have to be perfict, just interesting with
some humor. if me, Kal and Chris like it we'll put it on the site. until next time (in the voice
of the lady in the weakest link) Goodbye.
5/15/01 (kal)
Hey, I was able to edit this again. I made a video game page that matt will update on
friday. If you like RPGs, I suggest you check my favorite games out. I'll leave it at that.
you can find it under entertainment. The above letter was written by matt for chris to type,
and chris obviously changed some of the wording, preventing any insults directed toward him.
I edited some mispellings and any insults I could remember. Tomorrow I will have full
access, and I wont have to worry about my mom questioning me about homework.
I haven't gotten any more stupid votes for a cd review. COME ON! I also made a shortcut to
the site. It's come.to/mattomac. This is convenient
for poor spellers like Chris. I have five minutes left on the computer (says my mom), so I gotta
go. Remember, check out the video games, vote for a cd review, and remember the site
shortcut, come.to/mattomac.
5/something/01 (matt)
Rambling of a tired kid
it's 10:31 and i'm updating my site. I'm back to updating my site after about a week, sorry
about all the spelling errors it was Chris's fault. I did however update with what I gave Chris
to type a few days ago but he even then screwed it up by taking out everthing in parentheses
(what's an article without these wonders of creations). Those things held most of the jokes in
my article and basically ruined the point of the article. Chris, just exactly how are we going
to deny writers for our site when you're working here. By all means Chris does not set the
point of achievment to write on our site (does he even write anything anyway). I'll be here
tomorrow to update on Chris's continual worthlessness to our site.
Goodbye
5/19/01 (kal)
Hey! I made 20/100. Bye.