News 128-125 (Shit, I did the Background wrong)
12/15/01 (Matt-o)
Yes I know the background is ir-regular, but who gives a fuck? Yes I know we now sware and i'll try to shed a little light on it, then that will be followed by a "to the creator of Piss heads inc.".
I think that the whole swearing thing started on the tuesday before I was dumped (somewhere in september). I had gone to the library with Alice and Heather and I had done a shit job with the plans so Alice's dad had to give me ride back to my house. Anyway I jump into the cab of the truck and see Alice's dad for the first time in along time (and he wasn't bald as I had imagined). EVERYTHING's dad is slightly strange and quiet and didn't really talk, neither did I as the master of minions made it seem as if he was crazy before-hand. Anyway... Ms.Boris was flipping through the radio stations and in response of finding only crappy rap stations she said "Fuck!" RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER FUCKING DAD! And her dad said nothing it was common for Alice to swear. This is what started my ambition. There's more to this story but i'm lazy and would like to piss you off.
To Almighty Master of Minions:
Alice has a better site than us, her's has been up not as long but it's better, I think it's that she has better articles. I think she'll proably check our site more often now that our minds are clear and the language flows like wine. What are you doing here anyway visit her site it's alot better, it's in the link section. Oh yes, why the fuck would bee's be communists Alice? Answer that to me? All they do is gather pollen not acorns that they can bludgeon your head with.
I'm beginning to very much dislike our 9th grade political science teacher. He tryed to discipline Alice for saying that our 9th grade algebra teacher was fat and had grown a beard, what can you say, Alice speaks the truth. Kal holds a equal hatred for him because he treats popular people better, he must think i'm popular which pisses me off. I'm not going to say anything funny in class unless it's about him.
Amazing! I said fuck about 4 times today, outloud without a care, it was nice.
"I hate you all"- The Master of Minions, Alice Boris