12/23 - 12/29
12/25/01 (Merry fuckin Christmas from kal)
Hey, I was just reading our 12/15 news article, where Matt states that I have a hatred for "our 9th grade algebra teacher". Actually, matt, I don't hate Mr. R at all. I think he's actually pretty cool, and I think he treats only the smarter people better (i.e., me). Last year in dumb math, he showed no mercy to the dumber ones (except Beth, who he obviously hated having to put up with), who were, incidentally, mainly popular kids. Take Kelie Fonneman (oh geez, stalkers, don't KILL KELIE FONNEMAN, whatever you do) for example. She's incredibly dumb, and fairly popular. If your theory was true, she wouldn't have constantly brought down by Mr. R. Off that topic anyways, cuz I think I made my point. Today was Christmas, and I've been working like a fuckin ant trying to re-do the site format. I've decided to go with black, because the red and blue format sucked shit. Hey, I'll admit when I'm wrong, one of the few qualities people in this world lack. If you'll notice, each section has a slightly different background with an orange arrow pointing to the section you're in on the left border. I'll tell ya, it's real fuckin boring, time consuming, and space consuming. It's my present to all of our undying fans - me and matt. If you wanna see all the shit I've gotten for Christmas, go to 20/100, which will include things recently bought, and stuff i got today. I got a pretty nice haul o' shit, and I'd like to tell you all what I got and you didn't. Ha! I had a lot of stuff to write, but it's pretty much all but escapen me (I don't understand that term - if it's all but escapen, then why is it escapen?). It was probably all about how I hate things. Yeah, i think it was, because now some thoughts are returning me. But I have to be in the moment, you know? Oh yeah. One of the things I got this Christmas (last week actually) was A Perfect Circle: Mer de Noms. I've got a bit to write about it. There is this text that the guitarist came up with, and it's all archaic-looking and stuff, and it's scattered throughout the cd. And to figure it out, I used a long process. First I found similarities, like 4 symbols:
There was a 4-lettered song called rose, so I wrote the first symbol down as an R, second as an o, and so on, until I finally learned all of the letters (except for q, x, and z, which were never used). Inside the booklet were the titles of the songs plus quotes from them, in the secret font. And on the cover and scattered just about everywhere was text that turned out to be "La cascade des prenoms". So the Cd is called "La cascade des prenoms, Mer de noms". Translated from French, it would mean something like "The Cascade of First-Names, Sea of Names". I was pretty pleased with myself after finding all this out, I felt like an archaeologist or whatever they're called. One of the songs, the single, was called Judith, and I was kind of confused about the line "Fuck your god", but when I went on the site, I read that Maynard (lead singer of Perfect Circle and Tool) said "I don't hate anyone, just YOUR god, not the real God." The song is apparantly about blind faith and how nobody questions religion, and just follow blindly. It's true though... Look at Catholics! Hmmm... What else to write about? I dunno, see you later.
12/26/01 (kal)
Hey, I only have a minute, but one of the things I was mad at that's worth my bitching is as follows: The other day I was watching the top 20 rock videos of 2001 on MTV (it was the only thing on and I regret it to this day), and wanna know what #1 was? Smooth Criminal! Fuck that, fuck you! That song fuckin sucks! The only reason it won was because it had that stupid little yellow-shirted shit that was dancing around. Fuck you, MTV! I fuckin hate you! Merry Christmas, everybody!
12/27/01 (kal)
Hey, this morning I accidently saw a new Alien Ant Farm music video, and what the fuck?! Does the lead singer have to look like a fuckin idiot all the time? Why are they so popular anyways? Hey, I updated the links, with a link to Tool Dissectional. It's a really weird site dedicated to Tool's artwork, and you might want a fast computer for it. Expect my list of presents in 20/100 soon, I haven't gotten to it yet. I'm fucking hungry, I haven't eaten all day. In one of my new cds, Metallica: Garage Inc., Les Claypool from Primus is a guest on one of the songs. Ah, that Primus. They sho' is coo. Fuck of a lot cooler than AAF. What else to say? Idunno. Maybe I'll write again tomorrow. Bye.
12/29/01 (kal)
Hey, I'm not gonna write a lot now, because I want to try to do the presents thing on 20/100 today. Matt came over this weekend, and he left his cds here. But he has his doors boxed set, All things must pass and the Green day cd I let him borrow, so he shouldn't be that worried. Plus, he doesn't have that big a selection anyways, so he'd better not bitch to me about it. Well today was the real first snow this winter, but it stopped a while ago (it's 10:37 PM right now), but still. We did have a tiny flurry a few weeks ago, but that was just a bunch of bullshit. I don't have much to say, except you're all fucking idiots. Don't drink so much beer at the party that you pass out, because then they definitely won't let you drive home. You want to still be a hazard to society, so drink lightly. A few kegs are enough. You know your "fucked up" limit.
12/29/01 (Matt-o-mac)
It's been a long time (and not awhile) since I wrote "O-mac" but hey it's gonna be new year soon and alot of things are changing. I've become a vegan (under vegitarian standards I just don't like the that term I'm gonna keep it short with vegan), swares are exceptable, santas dead (I saw him installing a satellite on my roof so I shot him), jerry is excepting his sexuality (what's up with all this passive aggresive gay bashing?), and more. I didn't think kal would update on Christmas I was joking to myself that only a loser would update on christmas, kal was our loser for the occasion. I won't tell you what I got except for two things, just remember I got better stuff than you. I got "The Big Lebowski" on dvd from my sis' katy (which has taught me and kal the new phrase "shut the fuck up willy", repeat whenever willy talks to you or replace with other name) and "Chasing Amy" (which I bought myself with a gift certificate, it's better than all the others! HA!) and we watched both at kals house (apparently I left one of my cd holders at his house, but that's ok. And I have more than one kal). I'm gonna go now and do as tool would say and take it up the ass. (Note from kal: and in Wopanese [italian], vafanculo. by the way, I did the thing on 20/100. bye.)