News 11/18 - 11/24
11/22/01 (kal)
Happy Thanksgiving, if you celebrate it. Now that this crap is over, get ready for Christmas (If you replace the Christ with an "x", say hello to my nunchucks). But anyways, let's give thanks to the great things in our country. Okay.............. Yeah, I think I'm done. Aside from all this merriment, lets talk some Tool. I got Lateralus about 2 weeks ago, and I have to say that it's shaping up to be one of my favorite cds. It's awesome! Don't have any doubts about getting this cd if you like Schism. I just downloaded the Schism video on The Tool Page, the unofficial Tool page, and holy crap! All those people weren't lying about it being f%&ked up! I'm now downloading the Ænema video, which looks about as creepy. If you have heart disorders, don't watch this crap! (Geez, I really needed to get that f%&ked out of my system, these site standards are hard to follow!) Yep, Ænema just downloaded, boy. Yeah, it's weird all right. And the use of swearing has gone up about 2000%. Yeah, lots of em. Tool is one messed up band, let me tell you. And that's why I love em. (What? Kal... saying love? What... happening... Brain... exploding...) Check out the two new additions to 20/100. Hey, I'm bored. See you later.
11/23/01 (kal)
Hey, I'm busy internet surfing for those Beatles figures, trying to find set 1. My time is limited, so I just wanted to be able to say that we wrote more than once this week. bye...
A FEW HOURS LATER:
Hey, I'm back, ready to talk about things that nobody's listening to. Hey you! You're not listening! WAKE UP! I've downloaded 2 more Tool videos, Stinkfist and Prison Sex. Stink is the wierdest one I've seen yet... (shudder). I'm planning on getting Opiate, Undertow, and Ænima on vinyl, because they'd probably be cooler like that. And Lateralus on vinyl... I can only imagine how they'd work that out artwork-wise. But anyways... Ahh, Sunday already. Wait a minute, it's only Friday! Thank you 4-day weekends! I was supposed to go to a karate thing tonight that happens every other week, but I forgot. It's somewhat important, but they can eat it because I go to all the other ones. It's just nice to have a good long weekend without distractions. I think I'll be doing something in the song of the day concerning Tool, check to find out if I'm lying. Yep, it's right over there <--. Come on, don't be shy! Just check out the song of the day... my children...
11/25/01 (kal)
Apparantly Matt-O-Mac is choosing to take his usual route of being a lazy slack-jawed idiot, oh, and not writing. I don't have much to say, but last night I assembled my Christmas tree (that's right, we have a fakey), and after about an hour of faux whining, I was able to put up a Doors poster that was for Christmas. Since then I've been begging my parents to bring me to some record (yes, vinyl) shop in Mystic, so I can sort through them and see if I can find me some Tool. Hey, it's 4:30 right now, and it's so dark that it looks like it's 9:30. Boy, it's some coincidence that as we get closer to winter, the nights come quicker! I wonder if that's supposed to happen? (By the way, no, I'm not). That probably would have made a good exit, but I think I can probably squeeze some more writing out. Oh wait, no I can't. Check out all the mini pages (except for Chris', don't bother) and the Song of the Day, they're updated.
11/29/01 (Matt-O)
no Kal, I'm here (during study hall). And I'm writing too. We found out who this Dan Porter fellow is and according to me and my colleagues Don Porter is a 7 foot tall, hacker, fragrantly gay cousin of Tim. Apparently everyone has a cousin like this. If you want to know what we mean by fragrant homosexual check out his numerous thoughts on the guestbook about Harry Potter and the Editors of The Matt-o-Mac site. They're quite disturbing coming from a kid who visits are site while he's waiting for porn to download.
11/30/01 (kal) (even though this isn't the right week)
Yeah, this Dan "I like Harry Potter butt-sex" Porter must be a really messed up geek/nerd. Check out the guest book now that I've been there... Aside all of this insulting, yesterday i stayed home sick from school, and it was just kind of boring because these guys were power washing my house outside all day, and it seemed like they were at every window, looking in at me. I'm fairly bored. I may soon do something on 20/100 (by the way, my vision was tested today, and I apparantly have perfect close up vision, but more around 20/50 for far-sight. Someone was lying to me! I think that's it, and I'm just saying that Dan Pottter (as we've dubbed him because of his uncontrollable attraction to Harry Potter) is a damned flamer who will end up dead because he tried some of Mrs. Large's Crystal Meth.