News 10/21 - 10/27
MATT-O-MAC: BACK IN BUSINESS (for the moment anyways)
10/22/01 (kal)
Hey, we skipped a whole Matt-O-Mac week of writing. Usually we just write once, even if it's less than a paragraph. Anyways...
Matt-O-Mac... dumped...
Chris... dumped...
And standing on top of it all is Kal, who never experienced the pleasure of dating, yet never had to suffer through the pain of rejection. And the moral of this is: Don't date. You're not ready. And this isn't just for kids, either. You stupid adults dating somebody new every week. I don't need a girlfriend to show that I'm not gay (apparantly Matt-O-Mac and Chris did), I know for a fact that men don't turn me on. I don't give a flying rat's sphinctor what you think, F*&^ OFF! Don't ever F*&^ing judge me! F*&^ everything that you stand for! Oh, whoops! Hey, people who know what that is, look up Slipknot on Yahoo! and look for Slipknot unmasked. It has... you guessed it... pictures of Slipknot... unmasked (what a wonder the... are, where would this article be without it?)! I can't say for sure if it's really them, but it looks a lot like them. They seem authentic. What's strange and unusual is that they're all flicking the camera off! Who would have thought that such a good band would do such a thing! It's weird.
I'm downloading WinZip, I guess I forgot to re-download it when I restarted the computer. I had my birthday party this weekend, and it was kind of boring. It was okay, you know. For some reason, Patrick (Chris's brother) showed up. He was just left there. He gave us psycic readings, generated from the mullet. Such as... Matt-O-Mac is gay, Matt Willy is gay with Tim, Tim is gay, Matt-O-Mac likes his sister, and so on. That boy has a bright future ahead. I basically got money, and from Matt-O-Mac I recieved a burned cd consisting of songs that I let him borrow. Oh, just what I always wanted. With my own money I bought Weezer: Pinkerton (which is impossible to find because nobody liked it)(and my mom renamed my cat Bob [or as Matt refers to her, the Devil] to Pinkerton), and a Metallica Master of Puppets song book that tells you how to play the songs on guitar. It's cool. Matt-O-Mac seems to have a renewed obsession with commie squirrels (and commie squirrel-gophers, nonetheless). Renewed because I seem to remember a past time where Matt-O-Mac has referred to the commie squirrels, the ones with the red stars imprinted on them. But as George says, if any animal is communist by nature, it would be a bee or a wasp, and I think he has a better theorum than Matt-O-Mac already. Another current event, Matt-O-Mac is a wussy. Apparantly Alyss... er, Alice Boris was telling Matt-O-Mac to let out his anger, gouge eyes, blah blah blah, but apparantly Matt-O-Mac has gone Buddha. I ended punching the sad lad for no less than 10 minutes, trying to get him to hit me back, but he's all like "I'm thorry, uth gayth try not to retholve in violenthe." I think this concludes my essay of the day, making up for what I don't do in English class.
10/24/01 (kal)
Hey, twice in a week! Even Chris has been updating his page a lot (though I suggest that if you're weak of heart, easily offended, or deeply confused, you should not look directly at it, have someone translate it for you). I'm gonna have to review my Doors: Live in Detroit Double CD in the shrine of Morrison. I'm not sure how I'm gonna do the lyrics, like every spoken word included or just the main junk. And it might be kind of hard to hear the stuff I don't know. But I shall try my best. I need to get back into the swing of editing regularly, and Matt-O-Mac should try to update whenever he has the chance at school. Oh, he reads it, but edit it? No! Of course not. Hey! The counter says 420! Chances are, it probably won't when you see it. But this must be a stroke of good luck for someone like... say, Aaron. I don't know. But if you don't know what 420 represents, chances are you probably shouldn't. (Matt knows, don't ya boy! Don't ya!) Hey, yesterday Matt hit me back! 3 times, actually. And Alyssa missed each one. Today, I got a new Guitar World and AMS (American Musical Supply). I'm now gonna go downstairs, eat something, and pretend to do homework. ta-bye.
THE TRIUMPHANT (restrained laughter) RETURN
OF MATT-O-MAC!
"Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away...". Let me say a few things, dating is stupid, but I certaintly didn't start dating to prove I'm not gay. Kal, you date someone because you like them, not to show you're not gay, although it does that too so you get 2 for 1, but it isn't worth the rejection. I think dating in high school is stupid because I'd rather be friends with everyone rather than get so close that after a break-up it could threaten the friendship. Dating in high school is just stupid because all it ends up with is someone being hurt. There now you don't need to buy a book you're not even going to listen to. I got a Paul McCartney & Wings tape from Kal this week and it's awesome, they're great. How have I been doing lately? Put on a blues cd and you'll get the idea. I'm fine now though. I don't have much else to say so bye. DON'T DATE! While it's great during the dating aspect of dating it's certaintly not worth it afterwards. I'm seriously fine now though. Alice (the alchol....vegetarian) has just been telling me to get out my anger somehow (I certaintly don't want to hit people though).