Beware the Monkey, minions. Alice's reign is no more. The monkey does not discriminate against any, but if they want the honor of being in the Monkey's rule, the Monkey requests that the slaves be worked to the point of insanity. If in fact they are not insane already. The Monkey believes that for the Monkey to be pleased, the peasants refer to him as "le singe", because the monkey also majored in the languages, and there he demanded the impotent ones to respect him with that name. If an ex minion, or just any fool, finds hard work with little reward interesting, contact the Monkey's translator and right hand slave, Kal, at jerrymustbeslaughtered@hotmail.com. What, you need a link? The Monkey grows tired of your incompetance. Maybe you won't be useful slaves after all. But anyways, jerrymustbeslaughtered@hotmail.com is the email address, respond now, or face the wrath of the Monkey.