Commercials I Hate 7/29 - 7/31

7/29/01
Hello people, as I said today I will cover my hatred of Plug it in, Lysol, Subway, and Soft and Dri.

First, let's plug it in! The theme song is getting too dramatic. It sounds like trey parker is singing it (to get the correct sound that I'm talking about, listen to "Now You're A Man" Note from Matt: Wrong song Kal the correct song would be "Basketball Radio Song" by Trey parker download it Kal I did it's awesome ). Plug it in, plug it in.

Now the Lysol Facts of Life. "Fact: Let a sleeping dog lie... and it will choose your bed." Really? I didn't know that was a proven fact. I think I'll look into that.

Now for that annoying Subway commercial with Jim. I hate it, Matt hates it, you probably are picking you nose. Ah, caught ya. He just strolls in with too much confidence. "How 'bout you. You pick this Farmer John?" "Fresh brewed Coffee? How do you know when it was brewed?" He's taking things into a perspective that would make Ozzy Osboarne say "What a weirdo!" Then on the second commercial, the lady at the counters name is Maria. No! You can't put someone named Maria in a Subway commercial! I bet all of the Marias in (note from Matt: Latin-) America feel disgraced to have their proud names grafiti'd on a fast food commercial. Or they're saying, "hey, that's my name! ha ha ha..." And then I'd have to slap them.

Finally, Soft and Dri. No, the Dry isn't spelled wrong on my typing, that's how it is. We get it, people eat up products with mispelled names. But don't spell dry wrong, that's just dumb! And it isn't cool to have a bunch of chicks dressed in army clothes singing a song about how "strong and beautiful" woman are. The way i see it, the more strong you are, the less beautiful you are, or the more beautiful you are, the less strong you are.

Hmm, I might make a "Commercials i don't mind" section soon, but it wouldn't be a daily thing though, just a small .01 MB page. I feel like I'm the critic on that episode where they're trying to lighten the show's image. Jay says maybe he'll make a movies he enjoys section, and he made a list. Then the producer says "it better not be a bunch of crappy foriegn films nobody's heard of." Then Jay takes the page back and rips off all but one thing, which was Public Enemy, but I thought that was a band.