Commercials I Hate 7/22 - 7/28

7/27/01
Hey, I'm back with some more hatred directed towards you.

Okay, I hate that Epil-StopNSpray commercial. It's so darn stupid! While we're on the topic of stupid hair removers, whats up with the theme song for nads? "It's a beautiful day with Nads". She named it after her daughter or something like that. Who would name a child or hair remover Nads? Men may mistake it for a different product, if you know what I mean.

I also dislike the "Part Pizazz". "Hmmmmm, what funfilled memories could I share with my daughter's hair?"

Now for some quick notes:
Big Red: It looks good on me?
Good Mood Food: What are you talking about? it's cheese!
Keystone Bitter Beer Face: Can social problems really be resolved with good tasting beer? I think so.
Diet ZX: If God made you fat, stop going against his will!
Passion ZX: If God made you bad in bed, etc. etc. etc.

That's enough for today, I don't want to pop a blood vessel.

7/28/01
Back for more, are ya? Today I will slather my hate upon the page for your entertainment/disgust.

Okay, the Mountain Dew Slurpie commercial where the kid places the slurpie into a fish tank and it freezes, then he takes it out, it unfreezes, and so on + so forth. Hmmm, I never thought about putting a soft drink into a fish tank. Hey... it just might work.

Amica. You may not remember this commercial off the top of your head, but it's sure to annoy you when you see it. Aliens exist? Or is it Amica? This probably isn't the commercial you are thinking of though. That's next. A bunch of people are like "he had an aura", "he was friendly", "I saw them... I am a believer!". Then a lady says "the most amazing thing is when a company does what it promises." Uh, no. If that were true, absolutely nothing would get done, even if Bush wasn't our president. I mean, think about mail orders, and whatnot.

That commercial where that guys money is abducted and there's this really slow talking guy. Matt-O knows what I mean, he personally said he hated that commercial last time he came to my house.

Tomorrow, Plug it in, Lysol, Subway, and Soft and Beautiful.