Dental Checkups: Fatal?
That's right. 20/100 is looking into a matter of life or death. It seems dentists are pulling scams to get more money, and have been since the beginning. Apparantly, dentists have drugs they use to "ease the pain" while drilling, removing teeth, etc. But it does a little more than ease the pain (and make your lips puffy), it actually kills you. That's right, you are in danger of dying from a simple highly paid dentist checkup. The drug kicks in about 70 years after it is first used. Sometimes it is sooner. 20/100's studies show that dentists are actually widely associated with death. After all, dentist in French means "man who sticks needles in your mouth and gradually kills you." Don't believe me? Ask the French! You may know of someone who has died recently. Chances are, they've been to the dentist. Coincidence? I think not! Let's break down what's inside a typical dentist's killing liquid. First of all, there's the needle itself, which really hurts! That alone can make someone pass out. Now into the raw ingredients. Salt, to make the wound all puss-like and soar. It happens, don't deny it. The salt also gets in your bloodstream and helps to preserve your body once you're dead. Pleasant, eh? Another ingredient is diluted cyanide, so diluted it takes usually 70 years to take major effect. Plus, there is poison from bees' butts. That's what really makes you so puffy.
Why on earth would such a trusted figure in society want to do something like this? Let's ask victims of the killing.
This is John Gluptenshtuffer. "They killed my mommy! They left me alone in this big world, and I'm so young! Well, I guess I should be getting back to work now, my breaks almost over."
You see what dentists can do to a family? We at 20/100 do not approve of this subliminal killing. What are we going to do about it? Nothing, there are to many dentists for us to handle. (ahem).
Until next time, this is Kal with 20/100 news, bringing you the stuff nobody has the time to think about. Au revoir!
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