Lollipops Emit Fatal Gas: Fatal?

That's right, every time you suck on a lollipop, fatal gas is emitted into your lungs and onto the people around you. So when you go to the bank, and your kids ask you for a lollipop, tell them to shove it up their A$$! (hey, it's not really a swear if it's written like that). The banks don't know that their selling death to kids, neither do the toy stores with lollipops at the counter (but the convenience stores know). It's a conspiracy among all of the lollipop companies around the world. Fatal? Yes.

We go down to the crime scene with our own Bob fitzpatrick, who I have just made up. Bob?

"Yes Kal, I just had a lollipop, and I just died. Tell my gay lover that I miss him, and I'll see him in hell. Kal?"

So you see, Bob Fitzpatrick is gay. Goodnight, Kal.
Note from Matt: Oh no, I don't think Kyles going to visit our site anymore after that comment from Kal (budum ching you know the drum noise)

7/7/01, 4:20 P.M.

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