Tada's Log, Stardate 87653.993, 2/01/02.
Today is my first day inside the realm of tada's mind. As I entered this brain, I had to swipe away the cobwebs before I could break through the entrance. This isn't looking good. Tada could very well not even be home at the time I set my foot in. I come upon a door in my path. I knocked twice, yelling, "IS ANYBODY HOME?!" "No," was the reply. I started to turn away...then it hit me. He had played a devious and cunning prank. I must watch out for these difficult tricks or I will never make it out of here alive.