Top 10 things overheard during the commercial breaks of "The Rick Neuheisel Show"

10. Did I say “the Florida State of the west coast?” Crap! I meant “the San Diego State of the northwest.”

9. Barbara’s philosophy is that 'beautiful men make beautiful coaches', hence my hiring and the push to get Quinn Snyder. She says if I don’t do something about this receding hairline and work on my year-round tan we may go winless next year.

8. Don’t worry Dawg fans, I’m not going anywhere. The NFL welcomes 6 and 6 college coaches like Barbara welcomes interviews from 'Go2Guy' Jim Moore.

7. Why worry about defense and a running game when you have a playmaker like Reggie Williams for another 2 years, right Reggie? …Reggie? Have you seen Reggie?

6. That ‘Neu-weasel’ nickname is simply unfair. I consider myself 'ferret-like'.

5. My coaching record with other coaches’ players speaks for itself.

4. I still don’t understand why the Cougars wouldn’t want to play every Apple Cup in Seattle.

3. Who says I’m soft on my players? By the way, can you hand me my guitar? I’m hosting a team sleep-over this weekend and I’m working on a medley of Journey songs for those cute little bastards.

2. Barbara’s excited. I’m excited. The coaches and players are excited. We’re all excited to see which opposing quarterback we’re gonna propel into the Heisman race this week.

1. Barbara says we can have Mitch fired if he refuses to learn the fight song.

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