QuickXilver:erhem
LazyAlwaysWins:*explode*
QuickXilver:yep
LazyAlwaysWins:erm, sorry about the mess
QuickXilver:fine
QuickXilver:so lph is at the circus, right?
LazyAlwaysWins:wrong
QuickXilver:and who is he with?
LazyAlwaysWins:right*
QuickXilver:FINE
LazyAlwaysWins:hmm
LazyAlwaysWins:a paricularly friendly stick he met on the roadside
QuickXilver:muahaha
LazyAlwaysWins:yeah, the stick was originally assigned to guard duty over this one mouse who called himself hampster
LazyAlwaysWins:but, he tired of it, and ran away
QuickXilver:when lpg wakes up he has to fight hamspter who killed the mice that were blind to the power of the black moon
QuickXilver:(3 blind mice)
LazyAlwaysWins:surely
QuickXilver:and so lph has to fight and kill him
LazyAlwaysWins:that'll take up a good chapter
QuickXilver:then his clothes arte tattered and he has to buy jeans and a jimmy eat world tshirt
QuickXilver:"It was then i realized that i was totally and completely down and out in coopersburg"
QuickXilver:he'll say and he puts on the shirt
LazyAlwaysWins:and girls will flock to his side
LazyAlwaysWins:and swoon at the sight of the shirt
QuickXilver:of course
LazyAlwaysWins:so he and the stick arrive at the circus
QuickXilver:righto
LazyAlwaysWins:oh
QuickXilver:hm?
LazyAlwaysWins:phased out for a minute there
QuickXilver:oh
LazyAlwaysWins:ok, and then they come up to the head guy
LazyAlwaysWins:and ask where the nearest restroom is
LazyAlwaysWins:and he responds "you would be perfect for one of my acts"
QuickXilver:lph hands the stick over
QuickXilver:and the head guys says
QuickXilver:"No, not the stick, i mean you, the blue elf fellow"
LazyAlwaysWins:now, i felt a bit insulted for being called an elf, but i really needed to find the restroom, so i went along with it so that he might eventually shutup and point me in the right direction
LazyAlwaysWins:"Yep, that's me, blue elf guy of wonders. Do your...erm...employees get restroom privaledges?"
LazyAlwaysWins:"Yes, of course" he replied
QuickXilver:gleefully i shook his hand
QuickXilver:and i became Waldo the flying gnome ninja
LazyAlwaysWins:pulling off stunts of near-impending-doom and utter amazement
LazyAlwaysWins:the stick became a roof support
LazyAlwaysWins:The life of a flying gnome ninja in the circus was a fairly good one
LazyAlwaysWins:you didn't have ot pay for food
LazyAlwaysWins:you had your own restroom
LazyAlwaysWins:you made masses of stupid people laugh and gasp
QuickXilver:and even free ninja pants
LazyAlwaysWins:but, after a while i began to miss Nick an An...ERm...i mean... um, cheetos
LazyAlwaysWins:yeah, i really missed those cheetos. so good.
QuickXilver:so i left the circus
LazyAlwaysWins:but, sadly enough, the stick decided to stay behind
QuickXilver:not even a goodbye
LazyAlwaysWins:he had found his life's goal as a roof support
QuickXilver:and thus i left without looking back
LazyAlwaysWins:which is probably why i didn't notice a huge TyranoBeast come and gobble up the circus behind me
QuickXilver:which i heard about on the news
LazyAlwaysWins:(brb)
QuickXilver:(okay)
LazyAlwaysWins:back
LazyAlwaysWins:By the time i had heard of the catastrophe, though, i had just realized i left my free ninja pants in my room at the circus
LazyAlwaysWins:it wass a sad day indeed
LazyAlwaysWins:well, until i found an ice cream store
LazyAlwaysWins:ack, i gotta go sayre
QuickXilver:later man
LazyAlwaysWins:we got some good stuff down right there
LazyAlwaysWins:later
QuickXilver:yeah
QuickXilver:peace