FUGALLITY
ROLLOVER & TRANSFER DEPARTMENT

We Take Our Time Because....

Turn up your volume and hear Luther's Important Message!

Luther "Muffin Ass " Jenkins
DEPARTMENT PRESIDENT
Luther graduated "Sudo Coom Lard Ass" from
"the Jimmy Walker School of Shoe Repair and Finance"
RIGHT CLICK MY PICTURE ABOVE AND I'LL DO THE ROLLOVER IMMEDIATELY!

EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH

Corky "Pimple Boy" O'Dumbass

We want to thank Corky O'Dumbass for saving
Fugallity thousands of dollars by delaying transfers.

Corky say's : I want to thank my Mom for gettin me this job
and payin me 3 bucks an hour under the table.
Mom say's I can work here until my dad get's out of prison.
My Dad will be home in 3 to 5. Mom told me my dad is
innocent and the 10 little boy's were all liars. Dad said those
little boy's must have all forgot to wear pants that day.
Dad said when he comes home, he's gonna rub a
special cream on my ass and it will help clear my face up.

Mrs. Birtha O'Dumbass
VP of Fugallity
Transfers & rollovers should be a little faster
when my husband Ken get's out of prison.

Ken O'Dumbass
President of Fugallity
I'll be back at Fugallity in 3-5.
I never touched those little boy's!
Do I look like a kid toucher?

Employee Sheneneh Jenkins, HOE
Sheneneh attended the Harold Washington
School of Finance and Toaster Repair,
has a G.E.D. and is fluent in Jive.