GOOD GOD LOOK AT THAT THING!

That it is a Pleasurable Pistil. Why? Cuz

• It's Big
• Protruding
• Catches Pollen like no other, sticky sticky sticky if you know what i mean
• The Michael Jordon of Female Plant Reproductive Systems
• And videos of anther masturbation about this pistil are only $19.95!!

Oh no! Yeah that pistil up there might be great, but at the end of filming the beat-off video, a nearby stamen pollen-ejaculated all over my lens!!! EWWW. And now the pistils all like hanging and stuff because it didn't get a direct hit in sex....... Next we have a very classy group of stamens, inactive of course, hanging, just waiting to pollen-ejaculate over something. Maybe Monday BWAANNNG!!!! LOOK AT ALL THOSE STAMENS! THERE'S LIKE 300 GAZILLION OF EM! MMOOOOOOOO!!!!!