Le Café de les Artîstes
A PC-Ville Youth Soccer Game
PC-Ville Crime Watch
Back to PCHS for another day
Population: 56,453...70% Caucasian, 29% Asian, 1% Other
Landmarks: Tofu Palace Organic Foods, formerly known as "Grapes of Wrath"; National Bank; Federalist Bank; Bank of all Banks; SunBank; BankTech; Boston Savings; Starbucks; Starbucks; Starbucks; Starbucks; Le Altérnative Moviê Cinême in West PC-Ville; Dr. Freedberg's Anti-Stress Massage (find your inner chi); Scoops Scoops Organic Frozen Yogurt Shoppe; Fufu Juju's Wittle Doggie Woggie Pet Spa, Clothing Store and Hotel; Esoteric Art Center The People: Average IQ of PC-Ville inhabitant: 128. Average per capita income: $89,450. Average Real World Experience: None. The women of PC-Ville tend to congregate in little circles and discuss colleges, their kids' menstrual cycles and dogs. The men work as academic professionals in academic institutions. The children take what they have for granted. Teenage Hot Spots: Maria's Taquería in neighboring River City, Matt's House, The PC-Ville Hill Elitist Shopping Institution, WRAPS!-Brand Organic Processed Wrap Material The Streets: The main streets in PC-Ville are Moneyweather Ave. and Deacon St. Cops will hide in ditches on these streets and give tickets to student drivers because there is no real crime in PC-Ville. The most commonly seen cars on the streets are 1) Silver SUV's, 2) Black Lexuses, 3) Immigrant Manual Labor Landscaping Company Trucks with atttached trailers for additional supplies, 4) Silver Convertibles, 5) Blue Minivans ad 6) Green Subarus with Grateful Dead Bear Stickers on Bumpers. PC-Ville Media: The PC-Ville Predator is the community's prevalent newspaper. Additional publications are Smiley Face News (community service newsletter), Alternative News (mainstream liberal newsletter) and Cooking Smart (How to become an anorexic). PC-Ville has a cheap makeshift local cable station called PCTV. It also has a radio station: WLIB 92.5 AM POLITICAL TALK. Upcoming Events: At the Library - Howard Zinn speaks about the War with Iraq. At Le Cinême - A Documentary on the Oppression of Sudanese Women. At the Library - A discussion about Gustav Kligmet's New Book, "15th Century Arabic Literature and the Social Ideal." At the Park - Kid's Fun Fest and Puppet Show, includes Doggie Parade and Doll Dress-up contest. At the Park - Reppalatima Nepalian Music Concert.