"A RABBI AND A
PRIEST"
A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and
it's a bad one. Both cars
are totally demolished, but, amazingly, neither of the
clerics is hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees the
priest's collar and
says, "So you're a priest. I'm a rabbi. Just
look at our cars. There's
nothing left, but we are unhurt. This must be a sign
from God. God must
have meant that we should meet and be friends and live
together in peace the rest of our days."
The priest replies, "I agree with you completely.
This must be a sign from God."
The rabbi continues, "And look at this. Here's
another miracle. My car is completely demolished but
this bottle of Mogan David wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate
our good fortune." Then he hands the bottle to the
priest.
The priest agrees, takes a few big swigs, and hands the
bottle back to the rabbi.
The rabbi takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap
on, and hands it back to the priest.
The priest asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The rabbi replies, "No... I think I'll wait for
the police."
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