What you got in mind.. A little song to bring us down.. A little beer to pick us up. How about you come and get a shot of some Baileys. Lets all go crazy! So cheers mother fuckers. Salud to you women.. No shut up, get naked and lets go swimmin!!

Maybe you will be the lucky enough to find your picture on this web-site......... Or maybe u wont...

- The Beer Freaks Poem -
I drink a different beer every day of the week. Some think I am a crazy freak. Friday after work I have a Labatt Blue. If I feel like a real hoser, I'll have a Molson Canadian too. Saturday I drink a Rocky Mountain Coors. That's when I party with all the beautiful whores. Sunday it's time for an ice cold Miller. That is when I stay home and watch something funny like Ben Stiller. Monday I start at the local bar with a Stroh's. Much like Homer drinking a Duff down at Moe's. Tuesday after gym I have a Budweiser. It's smooth after using the exerciser. Wednesday it's Foster's, they call it Australian for beer. If I don't have one you'll hear me jeer. It's Thursday now, out of money, send a mayday. I'll have to wait till tomorrow when it's payday. Due to my drinking blitz until them I am stuck drinking Schlitz!!(A.K.A - Natty Ice)

Everythings fucked again!! Welcome to hell my friend...