Fat Brians started way back in 297 AD, there was 2 worlds. an evil and a good.. the worlds were guarded by michael the arch angel.. the worlds were divided when a dinosaur with aids had a bad chemical reaction with the tar pits and fat brians were born right out of that.. michael the arch angel was killed off and evil took over the good, fat brians have been appointed to protect the evilness that reigns supreme in this world, eventually michael was brought back to life when jesus was born.. and fat brians have been banished for 2000 years.. now their 2000 years are up and they are trying to make their comeback and have evil reign supreme again, HELP US MAKE EVIL GOOD!!