A few jackass newspapers from the Eastern Coast(as far as I know), have recently brought articles to people's attention that concern the risks of online gaming. One of articles had to do with The Sims Online and the Mafia "realness" that it imposed? Who the hell prints this shit?
As if the mafia persuation in games such as this, has some kind of Scarface tutorial video where you stik the tape in, sit and watch, then walk away from your PC looking like some badass hitman from the 1920's, yeah Boston Globe, that's what happens in these games. It's late, excuse me while I go shit myself to sleep. I was eating my daily dose of Dumbass-O's while I read your paper that morning at the kitchen table, you pricks. Their articles are basically as follows, a melodic anti-mafia title that makes you want to jab yourself in the nuts with a steak knife, tied in with [insert contradictious details here that try and prove that this game(being The Sims Online) is worse than any other games mob-wise]. The article is usually concluded with some sentence that's supposed to lead you believe that it's really your conscience talking and providing you with the state of mind that they were correct and you were the one at fault by buying the game, well you know what? Bite my fucking ass, Boston Globe.
I did it, I think I've finlly started to understand what the media is trying to tell us. Here is is in a single formula. Am I right or what?
There happens to be one good solution for preventing brainwash on the planet, and these newspapers finally opened my eyes, thanks guys:
Boycott Gay-Assed Newspapers.
until we all turn into hitmen and destroy the world, quit bitching.
