I walked over to her unkindly ass, and hit "slap". She timed it like the unwillingly cooperative faggot that she is, and kicked me from the property. This means war bitch, because tonight im burning the garage.
Later on in the evening I went over to her real home in SkaggsVille, USA, stepped onto her property and realized that the wench wasnt at home. I figured she was out somewhere on her broom, not that I could care less about where she was. Well, anyway, I spotted it, the center of her being, the garage itself. I ran over and kick the door open, man that was some exciting shit.
I ran in and took a look around, this was the big place, the haven, the sacred garage itself. It fell nothing short of my interpretation of
I couldnt take it, my eyes were burning, they had never encountered sight of a symbol with more meaning than that. I felt like I was going to piss my pants from this ovewhelming excitmenet of being in "Gracie Nito's" Garage, so I did the only thing I could think of, I lit a match and set the sucker on fire.
After about 5 minutes of standing outside waiting to see a blaze of flames I realized that I needed something more to feul the fire, so I ran down to the general store to fetch a bucket of kerosene. On my way back I convinced the town fire department to empty all of the region's water supply into a nearby pond. If this garage was going to be burnt, it was going to be burnt right.
I got back to the house, rushed back into the garage to find small dying embers on the ground. So naturally, I poured the bucket of kerosene all around the place, not missing a single spot that would get to enjoy the satisfaction of being wiped off the planet for good.
The fire was roaring this time, I ran out just in time, almost getting the back of my jeans burnt off. I slammed the garage door and waited for the flames to rise...
One of the neighbors must have dialed dialed "911" because a shit-load of firemen started swarming the property, I watched on the lawn's edge with a smile on my face as the firemen ran in try make an attempt to put out this blaze from hell, but they had obviously failed. The town was out of water, all they could do was sit and watch.
Look at the dumbass in this picture trying to get water to come out of the hose.
Theres nothing they can do now. Even the whole house is ablaze now. All of the poor woman's most valued family belongings are being burnt to a crisp(spellbooks, cauldrons, voodoo dolls) and I am not going to lose a minute of sleep over it.
truck-loads have been used to take gracie's bullshit to the dump.
