My body you built for pleasure,
Hung like a donkey, with abs of steel.
And all to use at your leisure,
What a perfectly great deal!
I flirt with you all day and night,
Taunting you with my body and speech.
You have never put up a fight,
You are always within my reach.
I pull you close and flaunt my perfection,
You are always eager to start.
It's not long before you have an erection,
Me, your pornographic work of art.
You thrust against me, wanting to enter,
I turn and bend, weighted bars underhand.
Up you push, right into my centre,
My screams of pleasure echo across the land.
And so another day passes,
I always try the best I can.
These endless stream of classes,
Me, your ever obedient superman.