"Mom, can we eat now?"
    "No, Junior, we're waiting for your father."
    "But I'm hungry nooowww!"
    "No!"
    "Pleeeease Mommyyyy!"
    "All right, but just a nibble."
    "Yippee!"
    Junior flicks his tail fin and dives face first into his dinner but ends up with a mouth full of kapok.
    "No, Junior! Don't eat the lifejacket! Eat the man wearing it! Ugh. This is what I get for marrying a hammerhead."