1. Okay, so these two blonds were really excited because they were on a plane on their way to Disney World. Once they got off the plane, they rented a car and started driving. However, neither of them had a map, so they had to rely on the signs to get them there. They saw the last sign and it said "Disney World, left" so they turned around and went back home.=)
Submitted by Tim
2. Okay, so this blond was going on a flight to Vegas, so she bought her ticket and boarded the plane. Instead of going to the coach section, she decided to ride first class. She sat down, but then the flight attendant told her she couldn't ride first class because she had a coach ticket. The blond replied, "I'm a blond, I'm beautiful and I can sit here if I want to!" The flight attendant didn't want to argue with her, so she went and got the co-pilot. The co-pilot told her the same thing, but she once again replied, "I'm a blond, I'm beautiful, and I can sit here if I want to!" The co-pilot went and got the pilot, who went over and whispered something in her ear. The blond got right up and moved back to the coach section. "What did you say?" The co-pilot and flight attendant asked. "Oh, nothing. I just told her that the first half of the plane wasn't going to Vegas!"
Submitted by Jim
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