1. What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall?
Dam!!
2. How do you get holy water?
You burn the hell out of it.
3. Why don't blind people like skydiving?
Because it scares the hell out of their dogs.
4. Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers!
5. What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef!
All of these jokes are submitted by Anonymous.
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