enjoy!
"All I ask of life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance."
"Warning: Contains functional sharp point."
~ Interestingly enough, this is from the cardback to a Hallmark pin. I can think of a few other things it should go on.
"Chow Mai Pu Tang: Fresh Sugarplums"
~ This is a T-shirt. I want this T-shirt. Someone buy me this T-shirt.
"Looks good. Tastes great."
~ Hooray for Joe Boxer, and having excellent tags on his boxers. Again, I can think of a few other things this could go on.
"The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization."
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Hey there sexy..." "AAAnyway..."
~ This is actually based upon a voice mail that a certain someone left me. (And if you know me from Boston, chances are you know who that is.)Either Beth or I will say the first part, and the second part is said in unison.
"Baa-aa!"
~ if you don't know, don't ask.
"SMELL ME!"
~ Bethems, getting excited about tea.
"Nothin' says lovin' like a corpse under the floorboards."
~ Rj, last time i was thinking of killing someone.
"It could be your toenail, it could be Jesus!"
~ Prof. Lindholm, on what can be sacred.
"They've secretly replaced the team with freeze-dried
Folgers' Crystals. Let's see if they notice the difference."
~Becca Moss, my big sister, commenting on the fact that the BU basketball team
was playing well for once.
"It's a football having an orgasm!"
~ Noelle Thomas, one of my sisters in Tau Beta Sigma
"Advantages to being a reed-sucker no. 731: better magic fingers at basketball games."
~ me, of course. This one made it into the sorority scrapbook for the year.
sainte noelle: will there be bribes of the monetary sort?
sainte noelle: or possibly sexual type, involving goats?
V Melrouth: I don't know, and frankly, I don't want to.
~~this from a conversation we had on IM.
"Let's see them do their version of "Could This Be the Magic"!"
~ Joe, our band director, commenting on the
petty move on the part of the UMaine band to copy what we were playing.
"After a number of decimal places, nobody gives a damn."
~ a logout quote from the CSA server.
