an explanation...there is a game known as "The Sexual Innuendo Game." (and props to der Ziege for teaching it to us...)
at any rate...when someone says something that could be construed as a sexual innuendo, someone else is supposed to say "You're out." it has been determined that we are permanently
out...and here are some of the reasons why:
CHINESE PROVERBS
OTHER STRANGE THINGS...
us: [sticks tongue out]
"ahem...it's *all* about the hard drive." ~us, in an email.
and the companion to the above..."it's not the size of the chip, it's what software
you run with it!" ~wade h. queslan, much to our surprise...
"nice kitty...wonder if my hands work as well on kitties as they do on goats?" ~from another email to ms. queslan
"Baa-aa!!!" ~me...this has a long story behind it.
"furry asgarn..."~Nadia, when she was in New Jersey
"Mom always said that someday, my hands would make some man very happy. little did she know that
there would be so many of them."
"Advantages to being a reed-sucker, no. 2,314: hard things in your mouth don't bother you. In fact, you kind of like it."
"Yeah, it really tasted good last night."
bethems: you'd better keep that tongue in your mouth, girlie.
us: can we keep it in Ian's mouth?
We were talking about the snow.
