MY PEOPLE

Translation: people I know that are as geeky as me.

First off, for all you closet ira.day fans out there (and if you found this madness through Remorsecodeblues, you just might be...), I grant you dot-common.tarry, where ira discovers the joys of the internet. In viewing this site, please be reminded that ira is indeed a genius, so if you are a complete moron, don't bother going here. Please also be reminded that ira doesn't update much, especially during the summer.
Moving on with the Chicago people, we come to The Commune. I love Joshie. And you know I'm a member.
And if you didn't catch it before, please at least check out Remorsecodeblues, because it kicks ass. Plus this is where we publish. And don't forget to sign Ms. Vi's guestbook, please.
Since I know more geeks out here in Boston, I urge you to not visit Jethro World. This site is updated even less than this one. On the other hand, the links page is better. NOTE TO THE STUPIDS OUT THERE: THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND, AND YUO=FAG0T.
Don't ask, just visit The Strange World of John Manna. The lucky bastard doesn't have any banner ads, and this is also the only copy of me being a wench that exists for public viewing.

MY PLACES

I should really come up with better titles. Anyway, places I've been/am/want to see. And shit like that.

In case you haven't noticed, I am a wench, and damned proud of the fact. That said, I'm not in the guild... yet... but you should still check out The International Wenches Guild, Local No. 69 anyway, so you know what I mean when I say that i am a wench. ("Wench" does *not* equal "whore".) Let's just put it this way ~ Their official motto is "Bigger, Better, Faster, More".
And speaking of wenches, where else would you find them but at your local Renaissance Faire? The closest one to Chicago is the Bristol Renaissance Faire, which I just visited on the 22nd. I love being a wench. If you've never been to a faire... I highly recommend it. Just go with an open mind and a willingness to play along.
Did you think that your high school sucked? Well, it doesn't matter, because mine most definitely did. Hit the site. See just how much it sucks (words cannot describe). Mind you, i'm not suggesting that you send them HATE MAIL, or HACK IT, or anything like that, no, i could get sued. But i'm not responsible for you, now am i?
Then again, where I go to school now more than makes up for it.
Speaking of...do you know what the hell I'm talking about when I say "Stah Mahket"? If not... hell, even if you do... read Masshole.com. No, I wasn't bon heah, that's why I go to BU. But truly, this is wicked cool.

MY THINGS

This one gets subdivided:

Scholastic AND Snatchtastic!

You know you love THE TERRIER MARCHING BAND. Oh yes, yes you do. Since I'm like, in it and shit... and the pep band... which explains the next link...
For all you Terrier Hockey fans out there (and you know you all are...[glares]), may i recommend a veritable plethora of sites. (Okay, it's not, so shut up.) First off, the official one, GoBU.com, which actually, kinda pisses me off whenever i have to see it, now that i think about it. So we go to other people's sites, such as the one belonging to my big sister, the Terriergrl. And also the one belonging to my big brother, Coach Goldfish's Fish Bowl. All bc fans should visit these, in order to find out just why bc sucks. Well, some of the many reasons, anyway.
Being a lazy sort, here's my sorority chapter, Tau Beta Sigma, Eta Gamma. And hey, i'm working on getting that alumna regester, i swear.
If you ever need to look up anything for your psych class... dear gods in heaven, Links to Psychological Journals is nearly perfect. Also, check out The APA Monitor. Dude. The Motherlode. I swear.

SOME FUNNY SHIT, YO.

This site singlehandedly takes up entire DAYS of my time. Tis ridiculous... that's right, the Something Awful forums are taking over my life. It's really pathetic. Blame Jethro.

The Onion is indeed "America's Finest News Source", as well as the finest source of horoscopes. Better than mine, anyway. On the other hand, the quality of articles has gone down lately, and I don't even remember the last time I read it. Hmmm.

For those of you with strange senses of humor (and i'm trying to think if i know any exceptions... nope), and strong stomachs, i give thee Red Meat, a wonderfully disturbing comic by Max Cannon that runs in The Onion. I personally love it. I'm not sure what that says about me.

I know a decent amount of you love Will&Grace as much as i do. Okay, so fine, you can find the official W&G stuff on the NBC website (which you should be able to find) and all, and actually this one is an official thing too... but it's too funny. It's Just Jack, Jack's "website". OMG... i so love Jack. Wicked funny. Very Jack.

AZ STORIES!!!

RANDOM ALERT!!!

The Hunger Site. 'Nuff said.

I would put a link to Angelfire on here, the loverly server i use, but no. It usually pisses me off. I really need more money.

Do you think that today's cartoons suck? I mean, weren't the cartoons that were on when we were all kids just so much better? (and if you weren't born between about 1979 and 1985, you won't have a clue what that little rant was about.) Well, thank god for cable, and for Cartoon Network. Not only do they *show* these really good cartoons (and also large amounts of Looney Toons, which still kick ass, i don't care what you say), some of their original stuff (a la Dexter's Laboritory and Yoink of the Yukon) is pretty good too. And they have silly little amusing games, too.