Yet More Quotes...
"You can observe a lot by watching."
- Yogi Berra (1925- )
"It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much."
- Yogi Berra (1925- )
"Beware the lollipop of mediocrity. Lick once and you suck forever."
- Anonymous
"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same thing."
- Anonymous
"Capitalism is the exploitation of man by man. Communism is the reverse."
- Anonymous
"Doctors bury their mistakes. Lawyers hang them. But journalists put theirs on the front page."
- Anonymous
"Don't waste a $1000.00 worth of emotion over a 5 cent triviality."
- Anonymous
"He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead."
- Anonymous
"Keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them."
- Anonymous
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
- Anonymous
"Running for President is like asking a girl to marry you- you may say a lot of things you later wish you hadn't"
- Anonymous
"The devil is an optimist if he thinks he can make people meaner."
- Anonymous
"There's a very fine line between a groove and a rut; a fine line between eccentrics and people who are just plain nuts."
- Anonymous
"What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator."
- Anonymous
"Your politicians will always be there when they need you."
- Anonymous
"Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice."
- Anonymous
"Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place."
- Johnny Carson
"I love California- I practically grew up in Phoenix."
- Dan Quayle
"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have is that I didn't study my Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people."
- Dan Quayle
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- Dan Quayle
"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago..."
- Dan Quayle
"What a waste it is to lose one's mind- or not to have a mind. How true that is."
- Dan Quayle
"Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific. It is a part of the United States that is an island that is right here. Hawaii is a unique state. It is a small state. It is a state that is by itself. It is a- it is different from the other 49 states. Well, all states are different, but it's got a particularly unique situation."
- Dan [James Danforth] Quayle (1947 - )
"In wartime, truth is so precious that she should always be attended by a bodyguard of lies."
- Winston [Leonard Spencer] Churchill (1874 - 1965)
"My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked."
- Winston [Leonard Spencer] Churchill (1874 - 1965)
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception."
- Groucho [Julius Henry] Marx (1890 - 1977)
"I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER."
- Groucho [Julius Henry] Marx (1890 - 1977)
"It looks as if Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms."
- Groucho [Julius Henry] Marx (1890 - 1977)
"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"
- Groucho [Julius Henry] Marx (1890 - 1977)
"You're a disgrace to our family name of Wagstaff, if such a thing is possible."
- Groucho [Julius Henry] Marx (1890 - 1977)
"Don't underestimate the power of emotion to undermine logic"
- Unknown
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