(enter everyone in pirate-y clothing, standing in a Arasca's messy quarters next to a HoloTV unit)
EVERYONE: We are the pirates who don't do anything we just stay home and lie around, and if you ask us to do anything, we just tell you:
SELENA: We don't do anything.
FAYORE: Well... I've... never been to Telos and I've never been to Kessel And I've never buried treasure in Hapes or Coruscant And I've never been to Mos Espa And I've never been to Vjan And I've never been to Mith'Ca in the fall!
EVERYONE: We are the pirates who don't do anything, we just stay home and lie around, and if you ask us to do anything, we just tell you:
SELENA: We don't do anything.
ARASCA: Well... I've... never hoist a mainstay and I've never blown a fuse and I never veer to starboard 'cause I never fly at all! and I've never done anything illegal
(CALVERA: Yea right. What about the time you- ARASCA: ::covers her mouth::)
and I've never used a pod And I've never been to Mith'Ca in the fall!
EVERYONE: 'Cause we're the pirates who don't do anything, We just stay home and lie around, and if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you:
SELENA: ::sipping on some brandy:: We don't do anything.
CALVERA: Well... I've.. never plucked a gort and I'm not too good at sabbacc and I've never thrown my flower fruit up against the wall and I've never kissed a lizard and I've never gotten amnesia and I've never been to Mith'Ca in the fall!
FAYORE: Huh? What are you talking about? What does gorts and flower fruit have to do with being a pirate?
ARASCA: Hey, that's right! We're supposed to sing about pirate-y things!
CALVERA: Oh.
ARASCA: And who has ever kissed a lizard? That's just nonsense! Why even bring it up? (to Faye and Selena) Am I right? What do you think?
SELENA: I think you look like Captain Crunch. (she looks at Arasca's oversized hat.)
ARASCA: No I don't!
FAYORE: She's right, you do!
ARASCA: Do not!
SELENA: You're making me hungry.
ARASCA: That's it, you're space dust! Both of you!
FAYORE: Says who?
ARASCA: Says the captain, that's who!
SELENA: Oh yea?
FAYORE: Aye aye, Captain Crunch! hehehe...
ARASCA: ARG! (she runs after Fayore)
FAYORE: HA!
CALVERA: And... I've... never licked a spark plug and I've never sniffed a stink bug and I've never painted starflowers on the Imperial Palace walls and I've never bathed in bacta and I don't look good in leggings...
SELENA: You just don't get it.
EVERYONE: And we've never been to Mith'Ca in the fall!
FAYORE: Pass the chips.
ARASCA: Where's the remote control?
SELENA: Ooh! It's time for the nature documentaries!
CALVERA: DEXTER'S LAB!! YAY!!!!!!!!!
ANNOUNCER: This has been silly songs with the Terror team. Tune in next time to hear them sing...
CALVERA: You want to know what ELSE I haven't done?
FAYORE: I say we throw her out while we still can
