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(From earlier this morning we see the ring covered by shadow. As the sun begins to rise in the background and spread light across the field we find a lone figure standing in the ring covered in a long robe.)
“Giovanni Sambora, the self proclaimed god of professional wrestling, today is your judgement day.”
(The man throws down the hood of the robe and looks up, grinning at the camera as he looks slowly around the arena. Pete Ebdon brushes his long hair out of his eyes and removes the robe, dropping it in to the ring and standing there for a few moments before speaking again.)
Pete Ebdon: Tonight I face legends in this business, the first a man who believes himself to be god personified and the second a man who calls himself god. So going up against Satan himself and the creator of the universe most people wouldn’t stand a snowballs chance in hell's lounge but then I’m not most people, am I? I’m Pete Ebdon and quite frankly I don’t see how I can lose when I go up against two of the most delusional assclowns in wrestling history.
(He laughs but doesn’t let that stop him.)
Pete Ebdon: You Geo, you’re something else. Together we dominated the World Wide Wrestling and never once met each other in the ring so tonight is a first for me and a first for you, the first time you’ve ever had your ass handed to you by a non-believer...
(He stops and climbs out of the ring, slowly walking over to the camera calmly and confidently. Once there he looks in to the camera as though staring in to the eyes of his opponent and continues.)
Pete Ebdon: You heard me, I wouldn’t believe any of that god bullshit if you had women with rings around their heads fly you to the ring. There is only room for one god in this business and it’s me! You may have been “god” back when the biggest challenge was Jeff Jericho or XXX, the so-called “legends”, but neither of them can hold a candle to me. Hell I already beat XXX to get this far, what’s to stop me going through you as well and claiming my first NAW title? Just think about it, a sacrilegious little fuck like me defeating god himself to become champion of a country I don’t give a fuck about. It’ll happen tonight, live at Wrestlestock, so Geo, you better start getting accustomed to second place.
(A sly smile trickles across his face.)
Pete Ebdon: After tonight people will remember me as the guy who made god himself tap!
( Kefka walks down the backstage area with his newly found tag title on his
shoulder whistling a little diddy. He stops at a door marked Geo and
pauses...he hesitates than knocks on the door...there's no answer, he slowly
pushes it open and there's Geo standing on his bench with a rope around his neck
fastening it to the ceiling )
Kefka: What the hell are you doing!?
Geo: {looks down, see's Kefka} You!
( Geo goes to jump off the bench and run at him but Kefka stops him pointing to
the rope )
Kefka: Don't do that! You'll kill yourself!
Geo: {steps back} You're the damn reason I'm up here in the first place! Why
should YOU care?
Kefka: {shocked} Me?
Geo: Yes YOU! You and that damn title {points to the tag title}
Kefka: What did I do? We're partners.
Geo: Partners!? PartnerS!? WITH YOU!? I'd be better off killing myself, in fact?
I think I will! {goes to jump}
Kefka: {stops him} NO!
Geo: I've just committed career suicide being tag teamed with you! I might as
well go the rest of the way! I'm now the laughing stock of the wrestling
world...God and Kefka...what a team {twirls his finger around} Whoopee! We'll
strike fear into people's hearts...oh yeah, I see that comin'.
Kefka: You do?
Geo: SARCASM! Christ, I can't do this, not with you, not like this, i'm done,
kill me!
( Geo goes to jump off the bench but kefka grabs him in midair, he struggles to
put Geo back on the bench as Geo fights for his life to ....well to END his
life. Suddenly Triple X walks by and see's Kefka with his face buried in Geo's
midsection and the two men struggling with each other )
Triple X: So THAT is why you two are tag champs...{shrugs} go figure.
( Triple X walks off shaking his head in disbelief as Kefka finally puts Geo on
the bench and gets the noose off around his neck... )
(Once more we head back in time to a few hours before the show began, the crowd is beginning to fill around the ring and Pete Ebdon is once again wearing the cloak we saw him in earlier. He looks out at the ring and then down at a picture of Geo in his hand and grins.)
Pete Ebdon: Has it sunk in yet Sambora? Have you realised yet that I’m going to be the man who takes from you the United States championship or are you still in denial? Most likely the latter but since I’ve been given this opportunity let me ask you a very important question, if “you” created the universe then who exactly created you? And for that matter when I was a kid and I prayed for a bicycle why did I never get one?
(Ebdon stops and laughs to himself. He looks out across the ever going number of fans before speaking again.)
Pete Ebdon: Will those people still have the same faith in you after they watch me take you apart? Will they still follow your every word, your every teaching, or will they finally open their eyes and see the truth for themselves, Giovanni Sambora is no more “god” than anyone else in this company, he’s just another pathetic has-been hiding behind a gimmick and trying to intimidate the weak. But if there’s one thing I am not then it’s weak, you’ll find that out soon enough. Tonight you go one on one with a man above the status of legend and when I’m done it’ll be me, not you, who walks out of Wrestlestock as a god!
( JJ arrives at the arena via a local bus. He is not wearing a suit, merely a pair of jeans, a black fleece jacket, black boots, white t-shirt and is carrying a duffle bag. His face is unshaven and his hair is tied in a pony tail behind his head. He has dark black circles under his eyes because after all it has been a tough week for him. Some NAW reporter walks over to him, JJ starts talking right away... )
Jericho: Why did you come over here? Was it to laugh? Was it to poke fun at my recent misfortune? Do you people think its funny that Paul Blair framed me and the IRS took away all my money. Sold all my personal property, my CWF, my Golden Productions, my mansion, my cars and my planes? Do you find it funny that Jeff Jericho is now broke and the only source of income he has is through this pathetic company?!?!?! Well laugh all you want NAW. Laugh all you want Paul Blair! But mark my words, I will reclaim my fortune once again and I will have my revenge on all of you fools who look down on me in my current state of misfortune. I am still World champion of NAW, I am still the man to beat around here and I'm going to prove it by one more time defeating Paul Blair! And do not think for a moment I'm not going to take my anger out on Blair for what he has done to my empire! Paul Blair is a dead man tonight. The conspriacy still lives Paul Blair and NAW front office!!! The conspiracy I have developed to ruin your careers and lives is still in effect and you will feel it tonight. The conspiracy to keep Jeff Jericho as world champion still lives and will still go according to plan. Jeff Jericho may be poor but he is still the greatest mastermind who ever lived and the most dangerous man on the planet! Mark my words, tonight will be Jeff Jericho's night! Come hell or high water I'm leaving here with my head held high and this scrap of tin, my only possession still around my waste! Blair, Penncross, G-Pac cannot stop me! TRUST ME!!!!
( We see Penncross in his office doing some work, he gets a knock on his door and an NAW official comes in... )
NAW Official: Sir, our overnight search party has found G-Pac!
Chris Penncross: Good! Where is he?
NAW official: I'll take you to him sir...
( Penncross gets up and follows the official he takes Penncross out through the masses who all let up a loud cheer! Further into the crowd there is a bunch of NAW Officials surrounding an area. Penncross walks inbetween them and he looks down and he says G-Pac, lieing on his back on a blanket in a leather vest, a red bandanna, red rope liceriche in his hand and track marks on his arm... Johnny Cash's "Ring of Fire" plays from a small radio laying next to him on the blanket... G-Pac is dead... )
Chris Penncross: Well I'll be damned.... I guess its the way he woulda wanted to go... He rose and fell with WCW, I know it was his dream to do that... Well, wrap him up and get him out of here, we still got a show to do and G-Pac would still want the show to go on... I think...
( Penncross sighs and lowers his head for a moment and then walks away. They wrap G-Pac up in the blanket and take his body away, the crowd starts chanting G-PAC G-PAC G-PAC! Off in the distance... Nevermore begins to play their set with Dreaming Neon Black.... )
( Jeff Jericho is walking down the hallway when he turns the corner and bumps into
Geo! Jeff jumps back in surprise as Geo's face just lights up in a grin. )
Geo: Hello!
Jericho: Uh...yeah, what can I do for you?
Geo: Well, I've noticed you've been having a tough go of it lately {looks around
paranoid, whispers} I watch Cwf....dont' tell Penncross!
Jericho: Right, well I'm sure you do, but it'll all be taken care of in due
time.
Geo: {wipes away a fake tear} What a trooper, all this adversity and you still
hold your head high, I brought you a house warming gift.
Jericho: A what?
Geo: A gift, to warm your house
Jericho: I don't have a house! Diggity bought them all!
Geo: Well, I'm sure it'll come in handy when you finally DO get one, here!
( Geo produces a package from behind his back and Jericho cautiously opens it, he
pulls out a stunning Gold blender with a crystal glass piece, Jericho looks at
it, than stops. )
Geo: What? You don't like it?
Jericho: Like it? I love it but...
Geo: Great!
Jericho: ...it's mine.
Geo: Ofcourse it is, I bought it for you.
Jericho: No, I mean they auctioned off my stuff...and this is MY blender
Geo: really? I mean I only payed one fifty for it, I saw it so cheap and I
thought of you...in a good way, I swear.
Jericho: One fifty!? {apalled} I payed three hundred for it!
Geo: Three hundred!? {laughs] You overpaid way too much.
Jericho: Well atleast they got a hundred and fifty for it, that's not too bad.
Geo: {gulps} A what-E What?
Jericho: A hundred fifty
Geo: Not the last time I checked my credit statement they didn't!
Jericho: How much DID you pay?
Geo: One fifty, a buck fifty, one dollar and fifty cents, got it?
Jericho: 1.50!?!?!?!?!?!
Geo: Yeah, I'm such a bargain shopper!
( Geo walks away happy with himself as Jericho fumes over the blender, he goes to
slam it on the ground than stops and thinks better of it, the nearest pawn shop?
You bet ya! )
( Through out the night, the rain came and went, the crowd is soaked, the field is muddy! Some people are tired, some people are ready for more, some people are ready to go, some people are high, some people... well... G-Pac, died! By this time most of the crowd is awake crawling out from their camps that they've made for the weekend, Nevermore has just finished their set and Black Label Society takes the stage, the crowd is awakened by the Star Spangled Banner being played by Zakk Wylde! As the whole crowd stands up, the rain begins again and starts coming down strong, but Zakk and his band continue to play and the crowd begins to applaud as he finishes the Star Spangled Banner and then busts into "Bored To Tears"! Meanwhile as the rain pours harder... the grown gets muddier... )
SC: Welcome everyone to the THIRD AND FINAL DAY OF WRESTLESTOCK!
RR: Its been one hell of a ROWDY weekend! WOOOOOOO!
SC: So far today we've seen Ebdon send a message to Geo, Jeff Jericho has arrived at the field finally all dishelved and Geo tried to kill himself! And the show just started!
RR: But of course, the most tragic event is that our beloved Co-Prez G-Pac, was found dead this morning of an OD of some kind...
SC: Yes... yes that was tragic... But I hear... Paul Blairs limo has arrived!
(A limo arrives at the show. It stops in front of the building and out
steps Paul Blair. He is wearing his BlairVision t-shirt that reads "Some
men were born to be followers...some were born to be leaders, but only one
man was born to be the Ruler". Blair looks back in the car and has some
words for someone in there)
Blair: Ok, thanks for joining me here tonight. Now I will give you the
signal to come out later tonight. Now I must head in and prepare for the
show. You guys go cruise this town and see what it has to offer. I'll see
you in the ring later tonight.
(Blair shuts the door and heads towards the locker room area. The limo
with unidentified people heads out of the parking lot)
RR: Who was that in the limo?
SC: I'm not sure, but hopefully tonight we will find out more about
whomever was in the limo. But now, it's time for our Hardcore Title match!
( "YYZ" by Rush begins to play. At the 5 second point of the song, Kefka comes out from the back. Kefka slowly walks to the ring, almost nervously. He gazes up to the top of the Cell, and walks right up to it. Kefka latches onto the fence and shakes it abit, to test its stability. Kefka rolls his neck to each side and stretches outside of the Cell. Kefka then walks to the Cell door and opens it slowly. He enters the Cell, and closes the door behind him. Kefka walks around the edge of the ring looking at what lies within it. He then walks around the cage again with his head down looking at the various weapons lying about. Kefka the crackles his knuckles and slides into the ring. )
RR: This cell is evil looking! Barb-wire landmines in the ring and three levels for them to climb up!
SC: And Kefka is fighting his own Tag Team partner, the man that tried to kill himself tonight over Kefka!
( "Meet the Creaper" by Rob Zombie comes through the speakers and Geo comes out
wearing a Dracula get up, fangs and all, he runs back and forth across the ramp
trying to bite innocent fans in a harmless jab at Razelon, he gets in the ring
and takes the robe off, dropes the cloaks, rubs away the face paint and goes for
the fangs...than stops and pauses, than puts them back in and grins )
RR: Think thats supposed to be a jab at Razelon for copping out this weekend?
SC: He didn't cop out! I'm sure he had something important to attend to!
( Suddenly, Black Label Society begins to play "Stronger Than Death" and out walks Chris Penncross with two WCW wrestlers, Scott Norton and Fit Finnely by his side! )
Chris Penncross: Well quite a day we've had here so far already! Incase you didn't notice
my fellow Co-President DIED today! And to top it off, it's raining pretty damn hard out! But seeing that maybe tonight Geo, maybe you think that you can kill Kefka off in this match and not have to be his partner, or do something stupid and kill yourself and not have to be his partner anymore... Well to avoid that situation, this match isn't for Kefka's Hardcore Title anymore, instead its for YOUR TAG TEAM TITLES! And your gonna defend them against Fit and Norton here! This will be my tribute to G-Pac, I'll give two of his WCW superstars a chance to make it big here! He woulda wanted it this way... probably... And by the way Geo, your next match with Ebdon and Triple X, to make things a bit more even its gonna happen once this match concludes in the exact same kinda match! Now get ready to fight!
Match: Geo and Kefka look at each and Geo has such an angry look on his face! Norton and Fit charge towards the cell and head in and Kefka and Geo both start putting the boots to them! Meanwhile the rain starts coming down even harder and fans start throwing mud at the cell! Geo now knowing he has to wrestle immediately after this match grabs Norton and flings him against the barb-wire and starts kicking him into the ropes even deeper slicing him all up! Kefka meanwhile tosses Fit onto a landmine! BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!
RR: Think they are gonna replace the landmines for Geo in his next match?
SC: Geo has to have lost atleast 20 lbs this weekend! This man has wrestled everyday so far and won!
Match: Geo pulls Norton up and goes for The Hard Times but Norton pushes away and rolls out of the ring and he heads out the cell door! Geo chases after him and smashes him face first against the outside of the cell! Kefka meanwhile in the ring is starting to embrace his newfound Hardcoreness and he wraps Fit up in the barb-wire ropes and splashes him! Suddenly, Pete Ebdon comes running down to the ring with a bat and runs up behind Geo and wacks him across the back of the knee cap! Geo hits the ground holding his knee and Ebdon starts unloading on it more! Kefka sees this and quickly heads to the outside but Ebdon already heads back up the ramp, the damage has been done!
SC: Ebdon made it clear he wanted to make God himself tap out tonight and he just set Geo up for that!
Match: A tired and battered Geo tries to stand but has trouble and Norton comes over and starts planting some shots to him but Kefka makes the same and pushes Norton back across the cell then hip tosses him onto the concrete! Geo walks over to the cell and starts climbing the side of it! He reaches the top of the first floor and holds his knee and rests at the top! Several of the fans throw mud towards him but nothing really hits him. Kefka looks up upset that Geo has taken to higher ground, "Geo why have you abandoned me?!" he says... how biblical... Kefka gets back in the ring and a bloody Fit charges at Kefka but Kefka dodges it with a drop toe hold onto the barb-wire rope! Fit hits throat first comes up choking and turns right into Kefkas grip... THE FINAL FANTASY!! Kefka goes for the pin........1..............2.............3!
Winners and STILL Tag Team Champions: Kefka and Geo
SC: An easy first defense for Kefka and Geo! Geo however is still at the top of the first level of the cell holding his knee! He looks kinda pissed that he's still a Tag Champion! Kefka now has both his Tag Title and his Hardcore Title and he's asking for Geo to come down but Geo won't! Kefka looks a little sad and starts walking up the ramp!
( As Kefka gets to the top of the ramp though, he looks down at both of his titles and turns and holds him them up to the rain soaked crowd with a big smile on his face! Geo rolls his eyes as Kefka goes behind the curtain. Suddenly from the crowd comes Pete Ebdon! )
SC: Pete Ebdon not even waiting for Triple X to get out here!
RR: Well he knows once Triple X gets out here it'll essentially be 2 on 1! If he can get the match over now, he'll be alot healthier!!
Match: Ebdon climbs the cage with that baseball bat in his hand still! Geo gets up wobbly on his legs and begins to slip because of how wet the Cell is! Ebdon swings down with the bat but Geo is able to avoid it and elbows Ebdon in the face! Ebdon drops the bat and Geo slams him against the cell wall of the 2nd Cell level! Triple X heads down the entrance way and starts climbing the cell! Ebdon plants a quick kick to the knee of Geo which drops him and Ebdon tries stomping at Triple X's fingers so he can't get on top of the Cell! Triple X falls back down the side and lands safely on the ground looking pissed up at Ebdon! Geo tries charging at Ebdon, but Ebdon side steps and Geo nearly goes off the edge but he is able to stop himself! Suddenly Ebdon comes from behind and German suplex's Geo across the roof of the cell! Triple X is trying again to get up the cell but Ebdon goes over to try to stop him! Geo grabs Ebdons ankle and trips him up! Triple X joins the fray at the top of the cell and as Ebdon tries getting back to his feet Triple X catches him right in the jaw with a Superkick! Triple X goes for the pin already! 1........2.......BROKEN BY GEO! Geo asks Triple X what he's doing and X just shrugs. Geo then goes for the pin! 1.....2......broken by Triple X! The two start arguing then Geo says something about a foot race! While the two are fighting Ebdon gets up and shoves Geo into Triple X! Triple X falls off the side but manages to grab the edge and starts to pull himself up and Ebdon locks Geo in an Ankle Lock take down and starts working on the injured leg of Geo! He's trying to make Geo tap but Geo refuses to tap! He starts grabbing the wall of the level two Cell and starts clinging to that and pulling himself up on that. Finally Geo boots his other foot into the midsection of Ebdon! Geo starts climbing the second level of the cell! He manages to get to the top which is about 2/3 as wide as the first level, and above that is the top level which is about 2/3 as wide as the second level! Ebdon makes his way to the top of the second level with Triple X in pursuit! Triple X and Ebdon battle while climbing the second level swinging at each other trying to knock each other off! They both lose their grip and fall back to the top of the first level! As the two start get up, Geo gets a crazy... Hardcore... look in his eye! He dives from the 2nd level Cell to the top of the first level Cell ontop of Triple X and Ebdon!
SC: My God I can't believe the cell held up from all of that!!
Match: As the rain continues to come down harder, the whole 200,000 plus fans start chanting NAW! NAW! NAW! NAW! Geo the first to his feet starts climbing the second level of the cell again, but he doesn't stop there and climbs all the way to the 3rd level! Ebdon on his feet now and he follows Geo, he reaches the second level as Triple X is back up and starts climbing again! Ebdon finally reaches the top level and starts slugging it out with Geo! Triple X reaches the top as well and it turns into a Three Way brawl at the top! There is barely enough room for all three of them stand at the top of the cell so if one of them falls, its a long way down! Triple X gives Ebdon a thumb to the eye and he body slams him down and the cell starts to creak at the top but none of them notice! Geo starts pulling Ebdon up but Ebdon wacks Geo right in the knee and Geo falls to one Knee! Ebdon and Triple X lock eyes and the two start swinging! Ebdon with a knee to the gut of Triple X, he's going for the Crystal Cutter! But Triple X pushes him away and Ebdon heads right into Geo who kicks him in the gut and goes for The HardTimes! But Ebdon pushes Geo away now and Geo gets very close to teetering on the edge!! Geo is about to fall! Triple X comes up behind Ebdon and goes for a German Suplex to try to block it Ebdon reaches out and grabs Geo in a German Suplex posistion, but all three men are off balance and Triple X is able to get Geo in the air and Ebdon ends up taking Geo with him to And..........
CRASH!!
CRASH!!
BANG!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!
Match: ALL THREE MEN WENT CRASHING THROUGH ALL THREE CELL LEVELS AND WHEN THEY HIT THE RING ALL THE LANDMINES EXPLODED!!! THE CROWD IS GOING WILD!! ALL THREE MEN ARE BLOODY HEAPS IN THE RING!!
SC: GOOD GOD!! GOOD GOD!! THOSE MEN ARE DEAD!! THEY HAVE TO BE!!
RR: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Match: The referee suddenly comes out from under the ring where he must've been hiding he gets in the ring and looks around and is about to stop the match but he realises that Ebdon has fallen across Geo and Geo's shoulders are down! He goes for the count! 1................2................3!!!
Winner and NEW US Champion: Pete Ebdon
SC: WE GOT A NEW US CHAMPION AND I DON'T EVEN THINK HE KNOWS IT!
RR: That wasn't fair the ref was about to stop the match!!
( The ref grabs the US Title and drapes it over Pete Ebdon as EMTs come flying down to the ring with stretchers for all three men and they start placing all three men on them! Ebdon somewhat regains consciousness and sees the US Title across him and he clings it to his chest as the EMTs wheel all three men out... Geo can be heard muttering "why Kefka... why him..." )
SC: Well coming up its the big one Paul Blair vs. Jeff Jericho!
RR: Jeff Jericho has a huge conspiracy for Blair supposedly, but Blair has spent all weekend hinting that he has something instore for Jericho!
( We see Pennross back in his office trying to locate G-Pac's next of kin when suddenly Jeff Jericho comes into his office with TWO Police Officers! )
Jeff Jericho: Penncross! These men are here to arrest you for assault and battery on me last week!
Chris Penncross: What?! You pussy, thats ridiculous!
( Suddenly the cops ask Penncross to stand and they start trying to cuff him and begin reading him his rights! )
Chris Penncross: I know my rights damn it! I've done this before! Jericho God have mercy on your broke soul when these cuffs get off of me!
Jeff Jericho: Not only are they taking you out of here and away from me, I'm sueing you for 2.5 million dollars in damages! Who's broke now?!
( Penncross tries kicking at Jericho as the cops take him out of the room and Jericho starts laughing as the office is now empty except for him... )
RR: He arrested Penncross! The boss is gone we can goof off! WOOOOOOO!
SC: I'm sure he's gonna watch the tape and hear you say that...
RR: ........
SC: The Jericho Plan continues!
( Cameras go to the locker room of the Ruler Paul Blair. In there with him
is Earl and Elmo. )
Blair: We are just minutes away and I can't wait to see the look on all
their faces when we win that World Title and bring it back to BlairVision.
Now you guys remember the plan right?
Earl: Yes sir, Mr. Blair. We know it. You have told us several times
tonight.
Elmo: Yeah, don't worry about a thing, Mr Buh-lair. BlairVision is ready,
the conspiracy idea is over.
Blair: That is exactly what I want to hear guys. Now I'm sure the whole
world wants to know what Paul Blair has in store for Mr Jeff Jericho. But
they will have to wait until later tonight to see what and whom we have in
store for the Jeff. Oh Jeff, you are playing games with the wrong man.
You will find that out in just a matter of moments.
( Camera fades back to the ring as Blair continues talking with Earl and
Elmo. )
SC: I guess maybe he was talking with Earl and Elmo in the limo earlier
tonight.
RR: Yeah. That makes sense now, those guys are his little sidekicks. We
probably should have thought about that before unless....
( Danzig has just finished off his set and the crowd is still going wild! It's almost a down pour now but no one seems to care! Baptismal By Fire takes the stage and with a count off from Andy K., they begin to play their Set which includes... (in .mp3 format so click to hear it!)
I Turned Into A Martain by The Misfits *Funny Encore!*
( With the final song done, the rain by now has turned into a downpour and the ring itself is repaired... It's time for the main event! )
( BlairVision theme starts up and out strolls Paul Blair with his Make it
Or Break it Stick by his side. Earl and Elmo are following him out there.
Blair grabs the mic before getting in the ring for this one. )
Blair: For the past 6 years, the world has watched as Paul Blair and Jeff
Jericho have been in one historic event after another. Tonight the
historians can add another one to that list, Wrestle Stock. And after all
these years, I will finally prove without a shadow of a doubt why you
might be the dirtiest player in the game, but I am the "the King of the
Low Down Dirty Good for Nothing, Evil Tricks and that is far worse than
even you could dream of being. And as for what you did to me a couple weeks ago there 'ol Jeffery. Let's
just put that in the past. The truth is that tonight it doesn't matter
what you think you have in store for me because it's real simple. That
Title and me were "destined" to be together. It's not by accident that
I'm getting another shot at MY title. That title did then, does now and
will always be mine.
( Blair drops the mic and then awaits Jericho's arrival. )
SC: This is it, this is the big one! This is the one we've all been waiting for!
RR: I was waiting for BBF to play personally....
( We see Jericho backstage looking for Geo and Triple X but an NAW official is telling him how they were taken to the hospital along with Pete Ebdon. The World Champion mutters "shit" under his breath and heads towards the curtain anyway. Jericho comes out to the ring in his street clothes with no entrance music to a chorus of boos! Jericho's wrestling attire and entrance were all lost in the auction! As he makes his way down to the ring, he gets soaked from the downpour of rain and several of the fans start throwing mud at Jericho! Some of it hits him and gets him all dirty and scuzzy before he even gets to the ring! He climbs in and flips off the fans and holds his title high! )
RR: These fans don't appreciate Jericho! If they did they wouldn't be throwing mud at this legend!
SC: Yea yea, whatever. I can't believe how hard its raining now!
RR: No champion should be forced in a match under this weather! Say... does that ref look new to you?
Match: Blair starts the match off by charging right at Jericho with his Make it or Break it stick and clubs Jericho right in the ribs with it! But the ref comes over and grabs the stick out of his hand again before he can swing it again and Blair is reminding him how this match is no DQ! Jericho then sneaks up behind Blair and goes for a roll up! The ref makes a fast count! 1..2.THRE...BLAIR KICKS OUT!! Blair looks pissed at the ref at the fast count but before he can do anything Jericho clotheslines him back down! Jericho then grabs the Make it or Break it stick and starts jamming it into the gut of Blair! After several shots with it Jericho heads to the outside and starts to grab the steel steps! He climbs back into the ring with the steps and walks towards Blair with them but Blair is able to drop kick them into the skull of Jericho and splits him wide opened already! As the blood starts gushing out of Jericho's head, Blair goes for the pin but the ref makes the count slowly! 1..............................................TW-KICK OUT BY JERICHO! Blair has had it already and he stands up and gets in the face of the ref asking him what the hell his problem is and asking how much Jericho has paid him off! He shoves the ref by his face and suddenly part of the refs face comes off! It's a mask! Blair quickly grabs him by the face and rips the rest off and... and... and... ITS 'GOD' TRIPLE J!! TRIPLE J IS OUT OF THE ASYLUM!! Before Blair can even react Triple J suddenly SHOOTS A FIREBALL INTO THE FACE OF BLAIR!! BLAIR GRABS HIS FACE AS BLOOD BEGINS POURING OUT AND TRIPLE J CHOKESLAMS HIM!! Triple J just begins to laugh and suddenly disappears in a puff of smoke!!
RR: This is some freaky shit right here!
SC: But we got no ref now! It's probably better than having that damn psycho as a ref though!
Match: Jericho is laughing as he lifts up a bloody and hurt Blair now! He takes him and throws him into the steel steps as Blair yells out in pain! Both men are bleeding out of control all ready but the ring is actually quite clean because the rain is washing most of the blood away! The ring itself is soaked and the sky has become dark gray and the rain is showing no signs of letting up and neither is this crowd! The crowd is chanting for Blair to get his wind back! Jericho lifts him up again and side suplex's Blair across the steel steps! Jericho rolls to the outside to get a steel chair now!
SC: This match is out of control now! Neither of these men are going to be able to walk if they live through this!
RR: This weather is getting worse by the second to!
Match: Jericho grabs a steel chair and brings it into the ring, off in the distance thunder can be heard and it keeps getting louder! Flashes of lightning can be seen as well! Blair is on his knees in the middle of the ring a bloody mess and a bloody Jericho just grins ear to ear and lifts the steel chair to smash it over Blairs head! He raises it and.... THE STEEL CHAIR ATTRACTS LIGHTING AND JERICHO GETS SHOCKED BY LIGHTNING!!
SC: OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!! JERICHO IS A SMOLDERING HEAP OF BURNT FLESH IN THAT RING!! THE MAN WAS STRUCK BY LIGHTNING!!
RR: WOOOOOOOOO!!
Match: Blair falls ontop of Jericho for a pin, but theres no ref!! The crowd counts to 3, but their count doesn't... well.. count! Blair rolls off and he tries waving for another referee to come out! Jericho some how not badly hurt after being struck by lighting is starting to get up! He must have them fancy rubber soles in his boots.... Jericho is slowly up and Blair starts taking him to the corner and unloads with some knife edged chops as the crowd yells "WOOO!" Blair places Jericho on the top rope now who barely knows where he is! Blair climbs all the way to top with lightning flash all around the field.... SUPERPLEX FROM THE TOP ROPE TO THE RING!!! A bloody Jericho yells out and arches his back in pain as a burnt Paul Blair struggles to get to his feet. Jericho slowly rolls over and tries to stagger to his feet but Blair is up and waiting for him, he sizes him up.... BLAIR KICK!! HE BLAIR KICKS JERICHO!! Jericho is down and out and Blair falls ontop of him... a ref comes running out and slides into the ring to make the pin!
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Match: The crowd starts throwing mud in the ring as Blair can't believe that Jericho just kicked out! Blair is back to his feet and he starts sizing Jericho up again who's moving very very slowly! Jericho is up to his feet now with his back to Blair, he turns around and Blair comes in with another Blair Kick, but Jericho ducks it! Blair overshoots Jericho and turns around and Jericho kicks him in the gut.... GOLDEN PEDIGREE!!! GOLDEN PEDIGREE!!! Blair is face down in the matt now and Jericho is on his knees trying to keep his balance. He rolls over Blair and goes for the pin!
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SC: My God what will it take to keep these two down?!
RR: Well umm.... WOOOOOOOOOO!
Match: Jericho can't believe it and looks shocked! He walks over to the steel steps and lifts them up, he looks up the sky and sees tons of lighting but he doesn't care and waits for Blair to get up! But Blair is reaching for the Make it or Break it Stick and Jericho doesn't notice! Jericho comes running at Blair with the steps but Blair Turns around and hits a homerun with the Make it or Break it Stick!! The Steel Steps go flying once again into the face of Jericho who hits the matt with a thud causing overflow of water to spill out of the ring! Blair exhausted falls over on all fours...
Chemical X: Hey Asshole... ASSHOLE!!
Match: Suddenly Chemical X appears at the entrance way with Jennifer Jericho!! Blair looks out and see's his girlfriend and charges up the ramp! Chemical X just laughs and flips off Jericho and takes off through the crowd and Jennifer hits the ring to try to find safety! But instead she finds Jeff Jericho! Jericho gets up with an evil look on his face as he approaches his former fling! Blair sees this and heads back towards the ring full speed and as he slides in, he starts attacking Jericho! But Jennifer comes up behind him... LOW BLOW TO BLAIR!! WHAT THE HELL?! Blair falls over in pain and Jenn has a mic!
Jennifer: Hey Paul, you may have taken away Jeff's fortune but you never took away the most valuable thing in his life....ME!!! I played you like the senile old fool that you are. You thought you actually could get the upper hand of my Jeff Jericho....no Paul, just like in the bedroom you always come up a little short. And now that I have robbed you of the World title, Jeffery and myself are going to rob you of all of your money, just like you did to US! The conspiracy continues! The Jericho's are back TOGETHER!!!!
Match: The two start making out infront of Blair who is visibly distraught! Blair is trying to pull himself but each time he tries Jericho just boots him down again! Suddenly "Poison God Machine" by Nevermmore hits the PA and the crowd goes balistic. Reinhardt comes out with his Terminator 4 gear consisting of a black leather jacket, sunglasses, and hair trimmed backed. Cleanshaven, but looks like he wants to murder someone. He then smiles and heads to the ring.
RR: REINHARDT IS IN THE NAW!!! REINHARDT IS IN THE NAW!!! OH MY GOD!!!!
SC: MY GOD WHAT MORE DOES BLAIR NEED!?
Match: Jeff Jericho begins to smile. His old buddy is coming towards the ring with an even bigger smile on his face. They stand eye to eye and embrace. The 2 men than just stand over the fallen Paul Blair. Reinhardt starts to kick Blair in the head softly, just mocking him. He gets down and starts yelling at him. Jeff Jericho then picks him up and goes for the Pedigree!!!! THE ARMS ARE HOOKED, BLAIR IS OUT!!! BUT REINHARDT FROM BEHIND WITH AN EVIL TWIST ON JEFF JERICHO!!!! REINHARDT JUST TURNED HIS BACK ON TSC AND JEFF JERICHO!!!! REINHARDT SHOVES JENN JERICHO DOWN....IT'S ONE ON ONE AGAIN!!!
SC: WHAT HAS REINHARDT DONE?!? WHY HAS HE DONE IT?!
Match: Reinhardt leaves the ring area now as the rain comes down even harder! Lightning is flashing and thunder is crashing constantly now!! The crowd is chanting for both me to get up!! Both men are to their knees, both me on their feet now and start slugging it out! Lefts and rights!! Lefts and rights!! Jericho with a knife edged chop, Blair with one of his own back and forth!! Jericho with a kick to the gut! Jericho goes for the Jericho Stunner! But Blair is able to reverse it into a School Boy roll up!! He cought Jericho completely by surprise!! He rolls up him and grabs a handful of Jericho's jeans!! 1..............................................2..........................................3!!!!
Winner and NEW World Champion: Paul Blair
SC: GOOD GOD!! BLAIR DID IT!! BLAIR DID IT!! JERICHO CAN'T BELIEVE IT!! BLAIR WITH A ROLL UP VICTORY!! BLAIR JUST BECAME A TWO TIME NAW WORLD CHAMPION!!
( Jericho sits in the middle of the ring with his hands on his head as Blair rolls out of the ring and grabs the NAW World Championship! He climbs back in the ring and is laughing at Jericho! )
SC: MY GOD WHAT A MATCH!! WHA... TRIPLE J JUST APPEARED IN A PUFF OF SMOKE BEHIND BLAIR!! HE JUST CRACKED HIM WITH THE A SLEDGEHAMMER IN THE BACK!! BLAIR IS DOWN AND OUT!!
RR: Jesus, now what?!
( The Lights come back on and Triple J is back in the ring with a sledgehammer in hand and Blair is down on the ground face down!! Then suddenly, a noose from the lighting rigs above the ring lowers down and Triple J puts Blair in it and raises him up... BLAIR HAS BEEN HUNG!! )
SC: MY GOD THESE SONS OF BITCHES HAVE HUNG BLAIR!! WE'RE OUT OF TIME IT'S BEEN AN AMAZING WEEKEND AND WE'LL SEE YOU ON SUNDAY NIGHT FIRE!!!
( Wrestlestock comes to a close finally with the crowd chanting NAW! NAW! NAW! NAW! and Blair hanging above the ring a bloody mess with Triple J, Jericho and Jennifer watching grinning as they head up the entrance ramp as thunder and lightning and rain come down all around them! )
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