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( It's early morning now in Maine, overnight VW busses showed up by the hundreds and the crowd now numbers well over 200,000! The skies have become grayer today than yesterday but there is no rain....... yet! The tempature has climbed into the 90s already. All through out the crowd people are experimenting with drugs, alchohol, sex and all that other stuff. Their was a rumor going around over night that their was some bad brown acid and at the moment an NAW official is in the ring addressing the crowd about the bad brown acid! The state officials keep calling Penncross' office saying that they want to send in the National Guard to be security for this event but Penncross flat out refuses and asks to be held personally responsible for whatever happens here. The crowd is friendly and overnight bonfires were going on all over the field with people laughing, drinking, playing hippie music and a good amount of metal heads playing metal... All in all, everyone is living in peace. So enough of this... its time for Wrestlestock Day II! )
SC: Welcome back everyone to Wrestlestock, we're on Day II of III and here today we'll decide the Tag Team Titles and We'll find out whos going to be the number one contender for the World Championship next week!
RR: Yesterday saw Geo win the Hardcore battle royal, Kefka defeated Evil Andu and Pete Ebdon shocked the NAW and went on to beat Triple X and Davidson!
SC: But Triple X was still able to find his way into the US Title match tomorow, he became the lucky replacement for Razelon!
RR: Also overnight we learned about the creation of bad brown acid!
SC: Yes NAW first became aware of this situation after they found a fellow named Mike Marolda running around the field naked yelling quote "Do you know where I go to school?! This isn't brown acid, I know brown acid argggg gurgle gurgle gurgle... Bush is Nazi Bush is a Nazi Long live techno ummmch ummmch ummmch." Either way we hope to have the situation under control! Also it looks like rain is brewing and... wait a second, I understand our cameras are picking up activity in the back!
( Geo is walking towards the ring and 'bumps' into Triple X, they stop and look at
each other. )
Geo: Guess we're gonna have to compete against each other huh?
Triple X: Looks like it
Geo: Yeah....{rubs his head} About that, when I win...if you're not the champ ,
I don't want there to be no hard feelings, I mean it can get pretty intimidating
being friends with the triple Crown winner.
Triple X: When YOU win? Look I'll be waiting at the finish line for you, I just
hope you can make it
Geo: Make it? I've never lost a race! Whether it be on foot, bike, plane or
three legged sack! I'm the man when it comes to races, wanna race right now? Me
and you, first one to the end of the hallway and back wins, ready? Go!
Triple X watches Geo sprint off and just shakes his head, he waits and Geo comes
tearing back down the hallway with a grin on his face
Geo: That fast huh? Never even knew I was gone? can't blame you, I'm fast!
Triple X: I wasn't talking about a race man, I meant about at the end of this
match, best of luck
Geo: {shakes his hand} You too, and if you don't get to share the tag team gold
with me, I'll still let you hold it
( Just then Paul Blair rounds the corner and gets in Triple X's face! )
Blair: I see Geo's bitch is enjoying himself. Did Geo tell you that you
could watch this show? I mean I thought you used to be a top star in
wrestling, but you seem to be a little of a mama's boy when you get around
Geo. Let me just make one thing clear to you, don't even think about
getting involved in my match tomorrow. I didn't get involved in your
little insignificant little warm up match yesterday. You give me the same
kind of respect. I am going to beat your little hero, the "Olden One" Jeff
Jerkico...and I am going to end this little conspiracy theory that
everyone says is taking place.
( Geo is watching all that is taking place, when suddenly Blair comes up to
him. )
Blair: The same goes for you, second highest chump. You are merely the
second best wrestler around at any time. And tomorrow I get my chance to
take back MY World Title. That is exactly what I'm going to do too. But
if either of you so much as looks at me the wrong way while I am out there
kicking Jericho's ass, I'll make your lifes horrible from here on out.
It's that easy. Even you peons should understand this. I will hunt you
down and you will not like the consequences. Alright kids, play time can
resume as I am done with the two of you.
( Blair backs up the hallway and heads out. He never takes his eye off
either Geo or Triple X... )
SC: An intense hatred exists between Paul Blair and Jericho and Blair is trying to make sure that no one gets in his way tomorow night!
RR: Jericho ain't so hot... I could take him...
( Kefka is walking around the backstage area, when he sees a door with "DREAM THEATER" written on it. Kefka starts to shake nervously and gets all jumpy. )
Kefka: oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! Dream Theater are behind this door... ooh should I knock first? Oh, what do I do??!
( Kefka closes his eyes and goes to knock on the door, but as he knocks, the door opens and James Labrie pops his head out {Insert Coconut sound}. Kefka then knocks on Labrie's head. Kefka then notices that he didn't knock a door. )
Kefka: OH SHIT! IT'S JAMES LABIRE!! [in a high pitched voice] OH MY GOD!!!
James: Hey, I take it you're Kefka.
Kefka: Yes! Oh my god, I'm such a huge fan! Like... oh my god! It's soo totally cool to meet you guys!!
James: Well come on in and let's chill for a bit.
( Kefka follows James into the room and sees John Myung, Jordan Rudess, John Petrucci and Mike Portnot sitting on a couple chairs and couches. Kefka opens his mouth wide and gasps. Kefka gets so nervous that he pisses himself but doesn't realize it. )
Kefka: [In a High pitched vice]Oh my god, DREAM THEATER!!
Dream Theater (Collectively): Hey
Kefka: Oh my god... you dudes wanna autograph my CDs?!
Dream Theater (Collectively): Uh.. yea sure. You should get that problem looked at, ya know.
Kefka: Is it bleeding again? Damn I need to get more bandages.
Kefka: Thank you guys so much! Oh my god, it's been a pleasure meeting you all!!
Dream Theater (Collectively): Yea, nice to meet you too [underbreath] weirdo...
( Kefka then leaves the room and closes the door behind him. The members of Dream Theater look at each other and roll their eyes. )
Kefka: Ladies and gentlemen, here to do some new theme music for me... [high pitched voice, mimicing James LaBrie] DREAM THEATER!!!
( Kefka points over to a nearby stage, the members of Dream Theater then run out and begin to play "Honor Thy Father". Kefka then walks over to Dream Theater and plays Air Guitar, Air Bass, Air Keys and Air Drums. This goes one for about a minute, and then James LaBrie comes out to sing, Kefka and James then start to sing together. After the first verse, Kefka gives James a high five and goes to the ring. Kefka slides in underneath the bottom rope and does a few stretches by the ropes. As Dream Theater continues to play, the rest of the people involved in the match come out! Geo and Triple X lead the way with Geo wearing a boxing robe and boxing gloves He poses and does a little 'rocky' action for the crowd! Evil Andu heads out next, T-Money and Jackson come out together next, Johnny Davidson behind them, Pete Ebdon behind him and finally Chemical X! )
RR: I think Kefka just had a wet dream theater meeting those guys tonight...
SC: Thats gross... Anyway, the rules are simple, last two men in the ring will be Tag Team Champions!
Match: As soon as the bell sounds no one moves and everyone looks at each other... The first to act is, Jackson! He suddenly heads over to the ropes pulls out some handcuffs and cuffs himself to the ropes! Suddenly Ebdon charges at Geo and they lock up and Triple X comes over to help out Geo! Evil Andu and Johnny Davidson lock up and start taking it to each other while Chemical X and T-Money go at it! Jackson just hangs onto the ropes and Kefka hides down in the corner nursing his wounds. Chem X is able to get the advantage over T-Money and hits him with a big suplex! Chem X rolls out of the ring and reaches under the ring and gets his golf club! He gets back in the back in the ring and goes over to Jackson who is cuffed in the ropes and cracks him right in the ribs with it! Meanwhile, Ebdon is getting worked over by Geo and Triple X until the fight between Andu and Johnny Davidson spills over and starts to include them! Ebdon uses the moment to take Geo down and starts unloading on him then lifts him up and tries to German Suplex Geo over the top rope but Geo wraps his leg around Ebdons to block it and then plants some stiff elbows to the head of Ebdon! Meanwhile, Chem X is still planting well placed shots into the midsection of Jackson with the golfclub, but T-Money comes up from behind Chem X and shoves him forward! Jackson ducks and back body drops X over the top rope to the floor! X is pissed!
Eliminated: Chemical X
Match: Chemical X looks none to pleased at all! He slams the golfclub against the ring and suddenly goes running to the back, T-Money just watches him run up the ramp with a grin but Kefka suddenly decides to act! Kefka runs up behind T-Money and dumps him out! T-Money turns around and looks at Kefka in shock that he just got eliminated! T-Money quickly storms back into the ring and spins Kefka around...THE MONEY MAKER!! Kefka is down and out and barely has enough sense to roll to the corner. T-Money leaves the ring and shrugs his shoulders at Jackson who is without a partner now!
Eliminated: T-Money
SC: T-Money none to pleased about that!
RR: Yea but this feud between The Streets and Chemical X is really heating up!
Match: Back in the ring Triple X just planted Davidson with a Superkick! Triple X quickly picks him up and tosses him out of the ring! Ebdon is now brawling with Evil Andu and Geo is resting in the corner. Andu goes for a big right hand and misses and Ebdon locks him in a German Suplex and German Suplexs Andu right over the top rope to the floor below!
Eliminated: Davidson and Evil Andu
Match: Suddenly Chemical X comes running down to the ring with bolt cutters in his hand! He runs up the ropes where Jackson is cuffed and cuts the chain and there is nothing Jackson can do about it! Chemical X grabs Jacksons arm and tries pulling him over the top rope and T-Money comes running down and starts brawling with X! Suddenly Kefka acts again and comes up behind Jackson and dumps him out over the top and ontop of T-Money and Chemical X! Jackson has been eliminated and Chemical X quickly heads up the ramp with The Streets in pursuit!
Eliminated: D'Shaun Jackson
RR: And then their were four!
SC: Ebdon, Geo, Triple X and Kefka!
Match: Ebdon and Kefka gather on one side of the ring and Geo and Triple X gather on the opposite side and all four men stare at each other. Ebdon and Kefka look at each other and nod and they both Charge XXX and Geo! But Kefka stops and rolls back to the corner and Ebdon doesn't realise it and jumps at Geo and XXX and starts throwing haymakers! Geo and Triple X start getting the better of Ebdon and the two lock him up in the ropes trying to toss him over but Ebdon won't go! Now Kefka comes running in trying to lift Triple X over the top and all four men start going over the top slowly! Ebdon plants a boot to the face of Geo which sends him flying back and then Ebdon, XXX and Kefka all concentrate on trying to toss each other over! Geo gets up pissed and runs in full steam and slams against all three men which sends ALL of them over the top rope!! Ebdon hits the floor but Kefka and Triple X are dangling with their feet inches above the floor and Geo turns around facing the crowd thinking he's won! Ebdon gets up and looks at Kefka and Triple X just dangling there both shaking their head pleading for him to not to do anything, suddenly Ebdon winds up and decks Triple X right in the gut and Triple X hits the floor! Kefka rolls back in the ring and the bell sounds! Geo turns and see's Kefka in the ring with him and drops to his knees with his hands over his head screaming "NO! NO! NO! NO!"
Winners and NEW Tag Team Champions: Kefka and Geo
SC: This is perhaps the most unlikely Tag Team in the history of wrestling!!
RR: Geo has to share a title with that freak?! He's gotta fight him tomorow for his Hardcore Title!
( Kefka and Geo are giving their Tag Team Titles and Kefka looks at the title not believing he's a double champion while Geo just holds his tag belt limply in his hand looking at Kefka with his jaw dropped! Geo just rubs his head and leaves the ring shaking his head the whole way! Kefka meanwhile celebrates with both of his titles in the ring! )
( Penncross is in his office on the phone with the National Guard again yelling at them there won't be any need for their "services" at Wrestlestock! Aggravated with them he tells them to fuck off and slams the phone down! He sighs and looks at the weather report for the next 24 hours on his computer and it says that heavy rain is expected sometime between tonight and tomorow... interesting he thinks. An NAW official enters into Penncross office... )
NAW Official: Sir the crowd is well over 200,000 people. We estimate that most are here for the wrestling, some are here for the bands and some are just hippies looking for a place to get stoned.
Chris Penncross: Hmm... we still covered all of our expenses and made a profit?
NAW Official: Well, yes sir, quite a bit actually of a profit.
Chris Penncross: Well, more power to them then! If we were in the red I was gonna charge the hippies for smoking here, you know I did supply them an event to get high at... But if we're all set with money then I see no need to. What of this brown acid situation?
NAW Official: We've addressed the crowd already but the only serious case was that Mike Marolda fellow. We don't expect the metal or wrestling fans to intereact with that to much, just the hippies.
Chris Penncross: So Marolda was a hippie?
NAW Official: In a way, he was a metal fan, a wrestling fan AND a hippie.
Chris Penncross: Hmm... sounds like a deadly combination... What about G-Pac?
NAW Official: His car was here and he was seen yesterday before the event but we can't seem to find him anywhere now sir. We're gonna search for him through out the crowd over night.
Chris Penncross: Alright, thats enough.
( The official leaves and Penncross sits back in his chair rubbing his goatee )
( Before their entrances can even play, the three way brawl spills out from the back and into the ring! The three haven't stopped fighting since the Tag Team Battle Royal! )
SC: Chemical X looks like he's at a disadvantage here against both members of The Streets!
RR: Penncross must be loving this imploding of three of his least favorite people!
Match: Chemical X breaks away from T-Money and Jackson and he rolls into the ring and back out the other side and grabs his golf club that he dropped after the Tag Team Rumble! He rolls back in the ring and eggs T-Money and Jackson to get in the ring. T-Money rolls in and tries to dodge the golfclub shot but he gets one in the ribs, Jackson meanwhile just watches on the outside and circles the ring slowly. T-Money is on his knees from the golfclub shot and as X winds up for a massive shot across his back, T-Money low blows X and he drops the club and falls to the ground! Suddenly Jackson rolls in the ring and starts booting both me into the ground!
SC: Well it looks like The Streets aren't going to be working together in this one!
RR: I understand that Jackson and T-Money agreed not to pull any punches in this one!
Match: Jackson backs T-Money into the corner and starts planting some massive knife edge chops into the chest of T-Money, but X is back up and comes in and squashes both with a big splash! X then follows it up with a massive back drop to Jackson but T-Money then takes X down with a jumping side kick! T-Money lifts up X and goes for the Money Maker but X slides out of it! T-Money runs at X but Jackson catches him in a drop toe hold and X follows it up with a leg drop to the back of T-Money's head! The teamwork between X and Jackson is short lived as Jackson then takes X down with a clothesline! While T-Money is slowly getting up Jackson springs off the ropes and goes for the Get Clapped! But T-Money ducks and Jackson is off balance and walks into a Jefferson Drop from Chemical X! Jackson hits the ground and X goes for the cover! 1..........2..........BROKEN UP BY T-MONEY! Jackson rolls the outside of the ring and T-Money and X start trading rights and lefts in the center of the ring... Meanwhile Jackson is now halfway up the ramp with a mic...
Jackson: Hey Money, X...
( Both men turn to him. )
Jackson: Sorry Money, this is nothing personal...
Match: Jackson pulls a detonator out from his pocket and both men go wide eyed! Jackson pushes the button and the ring explodes!! Both T-money and X get blown away in the ring and the ring quickly crumbles!! The crowd starts chanting NAW! NAW! NAW! NAW! NAW! Jackson looks a bit regretful and runs back down to the ring, X and T-Money are both bloody messes, but X is lieing where the outside of the ring so he has no choice but to pin T-Money..........1...............2..............3!!
Winner: D'Shaun Jackson
RR: I like any wrestler that wants something so bad that he'll blow up his friends! Jackson wanted to be Number 1 contender and now he is!
SC: So thats what Jackson was talking about yesterday when he was asking about the ring!
( Jackson looks at the mess he's made, and calls for the EMTs from the back. He grabs a microphone. They begin to load T-Money and Chemical X up when Jackson slaps one man with a big wad of money. )
Jackson: I want you to give T-Money the best possible treatment, even if you have to import a doctor for a specialty. I want him better ASAP. You got me?
( Looking wide eyed at the wad of money, the EMT nods emphatically, and hurries off, other EMTs try helping both men up, Chemical X just shoves them off and walks up the entrance ramp on his own holding his side and looking back pissed at Jackson! T-Money is helped a bit from the EMTs and shakes Jacksons hand and takes the mic )
T-Money: What ya’ll have just witnessed was a helluva fight between the three best wrestlers in this damn federation. Them niggaz chillin’ backstage and the ones who run this piece of shit of a place are doin’ everythin’ in their power to try and break us up. But ya know what? We ain’t havin’ none of that shit! The World Title is comin’ ova to our camp, and there ain’t s*it nobody can do about it. What’s Penncross gonna do? Nothin’ but shut his coward ass the f*ck up! What’s TSC gonna do? Nothin’ cuz I will knock all of them b*tches flat out one by one! Blair? That nigga knows what’s up too. Z-Pac? He’s too scared to show his f*ckin’ face! The Streets is runnin’ this s*it like a marathon baby! We got the streets on lock
as well. But some of ya’ll ignorant muthaf*ckas still don’t know who or what The Streets are about, but ya see, it’s quite simple…The Streets, we regulate any stealing of his property and we damn good too, and to be apart of the movement, you can't be any geek off the streets, you gotta be handy with the steel if you know what I mean, earn your keep! STRRRRRREEEEEEETTTTTTTSSSSSS!!! MOUNT UP BABY!
( Jacksons music begins to play as he helps T-Money to the back and a ring crew begins working on getting a new ring up. )
SC: Well tomorow is the big one! Paul Blair vs. Jeff Jericho for the NAW World Title! Wrestlestock has been crazy thus far, but will happen tomorow?!
RR: Rain! Lots and lots of Rain!!
( On the stage Elvis is announced and the King himself comes out and the crowd goes wild! He begins his set with "Can't Help Falling in Love with You" and just then it starts to rain! As the rain hits Elvis, he starts sparking! Elvis is a robot!! He falls over and short circuits on the stage! Suddenly his eyes go red and starts yelling "Kill John Connor....." then he explodes! The crowd goes wild as the rain begins to pick up a bit and turns the field to mud.... Day 3 is rapidly approaching.... )
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