RR: Welcome everyone!! TO THE CANDLESTICK ARENA!!! Tonight, Porno Creep gets his shot at NAW WORLD TITLE!!!

SC: Yeah but he has to survive Down South Hustler Irb first!!

RR: Tonight our Tag-Team tournament continues! And the number one contender for the Hardcore Title will be decided!!! As we prepare for Wrestlestock '99!! A THREE DAY WRESTLING EVENT!!!

SC: Yeah, all that is great but right now, Pain meets Jyro!!

(( Pain's theme blares over the PA system and out walks Pain to a mixed reaction!! He climbs in the ring and goes to the turnbuckles and raises his arms to the crowd as the crowd gives mostly boo's!! He shakes his head and awaits Jyro! ))

(( Jyro's theme plays out walks Jyro as the crowd starts to cheer! He is about to get into the ring but suddenly a guy comes out of the crowd and attacks Jyro!!))

RR: SOMONE IS ATTACKING JYRO!!! GOOD LORD!! WHO IS IT?? His shirt says...BLOOD HOUND! He has Jyro on the outside....PILEDRIVER!! He picks him up followed by ANOTHER PILEDRIVER!! He picks him over his shoulders...DEATH VALLEY DRIVER ONTO THE STEEL GUARD RAIL!!! GOOD LORD!!!

SC: That man is leaving through the crowd but I think Jyro's carrear could have just been ended as they take him out on a stretcher!!

RR: I guess Pain wins by default! He's making his way to the back as our opening match seemed to be a dud.

(( "Hooty Hoo" blares over the PA system as Pimp Daddy Nigger Slick Rick makes his way out from the back to the crowds cheers!! He walks down to the ring and gets attacked from behind by DAPLAYER!! He knocks him down and drags him to the ring!! ))

RR: Player whips PDNSR into the ring and grabs a chair! CRACKS PDNSR WITH THE CHAIR!! And now he picks up PDNSR...PDNSR WITH A LOWBLOW!! He grabs Player..TIGER BOMB ONTO THE CHAIR!! PDNSR rolls under the ring and pulls out....A TABLE!!! He tosses the table in and reaches under the ring again and pulls out...A LADDER!! He tosses them both in the ring and climbs in. He sets up the table and places Daplayer on it! He's climbing the ladder now!!

SC: Hey do you hear that?

(( Suddenly, a remixed version of "Come as You Are" begins to play and the crowd starts to cheer! The crowd looks to the entrance way but no one comes out! Suddenly, from the crowd comes Raven!! He jumps in the ring and shakes the ladder and PDNSR falls and crashes through the table!! ))

(( Suddenly, "One" by Metallica begins to play and out walks Z-Pac!!! He stands at the entrance way and has a mic in his hand as he starts to speak. ))

Z-Pac- ENOUGH!!! Our first two matches haven't even happened because of everyone trying to interfier in matches. SO, Raven, you felt like getting involved? Well then, this weekend at WRESTLESTOCK, you, PDNSR, and DAPLAYAR will meet in a TRIPLE THREAT MATCH!!!

(( "One" by Metallica plays and Z-Pac moves to the back as Raven goes back into the crowd and EMT's help Daplayar and PDNSR. They help them to the back. ))

((The Judge's theme begins to play and the Judge comes out from the back. He climbs into the ring and is awaiting his parnter.))

(("The Dangerous One" Damien Dunn's music begins to play and out walks Damien Dunn. He jumps into the ring and him and The Judge stand eye to eye, neither flinching a muscle.))

(("Detachable Penis" begins to play and out walks Master Bates. He walks casually down to the ring wearing a robe and drinking a cup of tea. He walks casually up the steps anfd into the ring.))

RR: What's this?? Master Bates doesn't have a partner?? It ooks like this has turned into a handicap match!! It will be The Judge and "The Dangerous One" Damien Dunn vs. Master Bates!!!

SC: Good observation asshole!!

RR: Well go f......nevermind. This match has started, let's get to the action. Damien Dunn will lock it up with Master Bates first.....WHAT THE HELL!!!!! The Judge just hit Damien Dunn with the ADJOURNER!!!!! Dunn is out cold! Bates looks up at The Judge......they give eachother high fives!! It looks like we have a new tag team here in the NAW!!! What is it with tonight?? Are we going to have any winners at all??

SC: I hope so cause so far this card has been an all out suckfest!!! Now let's get to the next God Damn Match!!!

(("DX Theme" begins to play and Triple H comes walking out to the top of the ramp. He has a water bottle in hand and takes a sip. He then spits it out onto the crowd and walks down to the ring. He climbs into the ring and does the DX chops to the pyro going off behind him.))

(("The Wolfpac Theme" begins to play and out walks Kevin Nash. He walks down to the ring giving the Wolfpac sign to the people in the crowd. He climbs into the ring and goes over the top rope. The two men now await the third member in the triple threat match.))

"Sable's Theme" begins to play and out walks one half of Sable's Lovers, LMB. He halls ass down to the ring and goes right after Triple H.))

RR: Look at LMB unload on HHH!! He is a mad man at the end of the Vietnam War!!

SC: Did that make any sense at all??

RR: I was just making an analogy. Anyway, Nash comes up behind LMB and punch to the back.....LMB turns around....kick to the gut by Nash....DDT!!! Nash just did a DDT!! Triple H fires after Nash....Drop Kick to the knee of Nash.....Elbow drop off of the ropes by HHH. LMB is up.....kick to the mid-section of HHH.......POWERBOMB!!! That could be all for HHH! Nash is up....whips LMB to the ropes....POWERSLAM!! The ring just moved about two feet! Nash is the only man standing!!! He picks up LMB and tosses him to the outside. He picks up HHH and....PILEDRIVER!! The near 7 foot monster just piledrove HHH into the canvas!! That could have put HHH out forever!! I woldn't be srprised if Nash won it right here!!

SC: I wouldn't either!!

((Suddenly, the glass breaks and Stone Cold Steve Austin comes running down to the ring. He is met by LMB on the outside.))

RR: Oh my God!!! Itis Stone Cold!!! He and LMB are trading blows. Stone Cold with the boot to the mid-section.......STUNNER!!!!! Nash comes ut of the ring to help ward off Stone Cold.....STUNNER FOR NASH!!!

((Stone Cold walks back to the dressing room giving them the finger and the crowd is going wild.))

RR: Stone Cold Steve Austin just caused one hell of a chaos. HHH, rolls to the outside and picks up LMB. He rolls him into the ring......PEDIGREE!!! HHH pins...1.......2..............3!!!!!!! Triple H has won thanks to Stone Cold Steve Austin!!!

((Just then, Austin comes running out from the crowd and is now behind Triple H.))

RR: Stone Cold turns HHH around....kick to the gut....STUNNER!!! Stone Cold Steve Austin is kickin' ass and takin' names!! Although Triple H does not appear to be the winner, he is and he has Stone Cold Steve Austin to thank for that victory. Now, we must get on to our next match.

(("Freak Hoes" begins to play and out walks Down South Hustla Irb. He is wearing a green pimpin' jacket and he hightails it into the ring. He is stretchng in the corner awaiting the champ.))

(("Porno Creep" begins to play and out walks Porno Creep with the NAW Hardcore Title around his shoulder. He steps into the ring and hands the belt to the ref. This match is underway.))

RR: Well...well...well..This is going to have to be a short match for Porno Creep because he is going to have to fight The Rock immediately following this match for the World Title. He has got to put Down South Hustla Irb down early in order to have a chance at winning that gold!! Porno Creep charges at Hustla...Hustla ducks....Porno Creep off the ropes....CLOTHESLINE BY HUSTLA!! Porno looks a little rocked after that one! Hustla picks up Porno Creep....whip to the ropes....BACK BODY DROP TO THE OUTSIDE!!

SC: Remember folks, this is a hardcre rules matchup so anything is legal!!

RR: That's right Charlie...Hustla off the opposite ropes....comes back....SUICIDE DIVE OVER THE TOP ROPE ONTO PORNO CREEP!!!I can't believe it!! He connected!! Hustla takes the guardrail from the crowd. He stands it upright....picks up Porno Creep....devastating tilt-a-whirl body slam onto the guardrail!!!

SC: OOOOOOO!!!!That ones gonna leave a mark!!

RR: Porno Creep is clutching his ribs!! This can't be good news for Porno Creep, he has to fight The Rock later on!! Hustla drags Porn Creep into the ring....Hustla grabs a chair..smacks the chair into the injured ribs of Porno Creep....again....AGAIN!!! Look at this carnage!!! Porno Creep must have a few if not all broken ribs!! This is just horrible for Porno Creep!! Wait a minute.....Porno Creep is to his feet but still clutching his ribs.....Hustla smacks him in the head with the chair....Porno Creep just stares at Hustla.....Hustla smacks Porno Creep over the head again....Porno Creep lowers his head.....he looks back up.....HE IS SMILING!!!!! PORNO CREEP IS SMILING FROM THE PAIN!!!! NOW THAT IS WHAT I CALL A HARDCORE CHAMP!!!! Porno Creep goes after Hustla.......a viscious right hand by Porno Creep....Hustla is stunned....CREEPING PENETRATION!!!!! HE COVERS...1.......2............3!!!! PORNO CREEP HAS RETAINED HIS HARDCORE TITLE BUT IS STILL CLUTCHING HIS RIBS IN PAIN!!!

SC: As they say in showbiz....The Show Must Go On...and we are about ready for our main event!! RR: Its time for our main event!! Porno Creep is bruised and battered and he is going to get his shot at NAW GOLD!!

(( We hear "Do You Smell What The Rock is Cookin'?" and the crowd erupts!!! The Rock stands at the too of the entrance way with his World Title in hand. He comes in the ring and raises it to the crowd from the top turnbuckle and the crowd erupts! He hands the ref the belt and Porno Creep and The Rock go eye to eye. ))

RR: EYE TO EYE!! There jawing each other out here!! Porno Creep shoves the Rock!! THE ROCK RESPONDS WITH A RIGHT HAND!! Porno Creep with one of his own!! There trading blows!! Porno Creep with a kick to the gut followed by a Suplex..Rock over the shoulder and Rock with a RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!! He pulls up Porno Creep and whips him to the rope, Porno Creep ducks the clothesline and comes off the other ropes with a JUMPING CLOTHESLINE!! Porno Creep is tired but he is still fighting back!!

SC: So what if he's bruised and battered? He shouldn't have gotten so banged up in his last match!

RR: Oh shut the hell up!! Porno Creep with a PILE DRIVER ON THE ROCK!! Porno Creep moving up to the top rope....FROG SPLASH!!! NO ROCK PUT HIS KNEES UP!!! PORNO CREEP'S BODY IS IN A WORLD OF HURT!! The Rock pulls up Porno Creep, DDT!!! HE HELD ON WITH THE DDT! He pulls him back up with ANOTHER DDT!!! He still holds on and plants Porno Creep with ANOTHER DDT!! ROLLING DDT'S!!!! Porno Creep doens't even know where he is!! He is so banged up from his last match he shouldn't even be fighting!! Rock pulls up Creep and whips him to the corner! Porno Creep reverses and Rock hits the corner hard!! Rock staggers out and Porno Creep kicks him in the gut....CREEPING PENETRATION!!! NO!!! THE ROCK STOPPED IT WITH A QUICK ELBOW TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD AND TURNED IT INTO.....A ROCK BOTTEM!!!!!!

SC: PORNO CREEP IS OUT COLD!!!

RR: The Rock now, kicks one shoulder, he kicks the other, HE'S TAKING OFF THE ELBOW PAD!! He tosses it out to the crowd who are going nuts!! He raises the eyebrow! Off one rope, off the other....PEOPLE'S ELBOW!!! The Rock pins!!

Ref and Crowd: 1...................................2........ ............................................. ..........................3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

RR: THE ROCK HAS BEATEN PORNO CREEP!!! THE ROCK HAS BEATEN PORNO CREEP!!

(( Suddenly, "One" by Metallica plays!! Z-Pac comes out and walks down to the ring he gets a mic and starts to speak!))

Z-Pac- Rock, you just beat Porno Creep, good for you. But, he was hurt and already wrestled in another match...SO...at Wrestlestock '99, HBK SHAWN MICHAELS, PORNO CREEP AND YOU will fight for both the World AND Hardcore Titles!!! So there!!

(( "Do You Smell What The Rock is Cookin'" plays over the PA system as Z-Pac goes to the back and The Rock celebrates his win with his title even though he has to now defend it.. ))