Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream "Everything But The..."
Scott: Heath Bar Chunks
Taylor: White Chocolate Chunks
Chocolate Ice Cream: Dave and Zac
Ike: Vanilla Ice Cream
Clint: Chocolate Covered Almonds
Bob: Peanut Butter Cups

What They Would Do In An Orgy
Taylor would be involved with all the Moffatts
Ike would directing a video of them, screaming at Scott to "show his good side" and "get in the light"
Zac would be calling more chicks into the orgy to even out mix
Bob would be on the sidelines, watching with a gaping mouth
Clint would be scared out of his wits, thinking about his insecurities
Dave would be pimping. Enough said.
Scott would be pouting because he can't have all the attention.
And the girl?
She would be having the time of her life.

What is the difference between raping Taylor and raping Scott?
Scott would help.

What They Would Say In An Orgasm
Taylor would be moaning.
Zac would be laughing
Ike would be growling.
Clint would be wimpering.
Bob would be spanking.
Dave would be screaming out the person's name.
Scott would be screaming out his own name.

Tactics They Would Use To Get A Girl In Bed
Ike: Use a stupid pickup line, thinking he's smooth, such as "Are you tired? Because you're been running through my mind all night."
Zac: Use a disgusting pickup line, thinking he's smooth, such as "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
Taylor: Would buy the girl a drink. And expect something in return.
Dave: Smile. That would pretty much do it.
Bob: Try to make eye contact, and clumsily spill her drink onto her blouse. And of course he'll try to wipe it for her.
Clint: Yeah...right.
Scott: "I'm Scott Moffatt."

What Flavor Jelly Beans Would Each Be?
Zac: Dr. Pepper
Taylor: Very Cherry
Ike: Black Licorice
Dave: Lemon Drop
Bob: Butter Popcorn
Clint: Tutti Frutti
Scott: Passion Fruit

What Foods Would Each Be?
Zac: Cookie Dough
Taylor: (Nati) Chocolate Covered Cherries or (Jenn) Cherry Twizzler Pull and Peels
Ike: French Vanilla Ice Cream
Dave: Sushi
Bob: McDonald's Fries
Clint: Velveeta Mac n'Cheeze
Scott: Thai Food

What Alcholic Drink Would Each Be?
Zac: Scorpion Bowl
Taylor: Long Island Iced Tea
Ike: A vintage Merlot
Dave: Shirley Temple
Bob: Rum and Coke
Clint: Kaluha Mudslide
Scott: Vodka. Straight vodka.

What Pet Would Each Be?
Zac: Hampster
Taylor: Pussycat
Ike: Ferret
Dave: Golden Retriever
Bob: Goldfish
Clint: Chihuahua
Scott: Snake (in the grass)

Food Pastry?
Zac: Twinkie
Ike: Chocolate Chip Cookies
Taylor: Chocolate eclair
Dave: Little Debby cupcake
Bob: Ring Ding
Clint: Yodel
Scott: HoHos

Contraceptive?
Zac: Trojan condom
Ike: Norplant
Taylor: the Pill
Dave: Abstinance
Bob: Sponge
Clint: Diaphram
Scott: broken condom

Drugs?
Zac: Ecstacy
Ike: Cigars
Taylor: Caffeine
Dave: Acid
Bob: Weed
Clint: Shrooms
Scott: Roofies

Time Period?
Zac: Millenium
Ike: 50s
Taylor: 60s
Dave: 80s
Bob: early 70s
Clint: late 70s
Scott: 90s

Flowers?
Zac: Tiger Lily
Ike: Rose
Taylor: Pansy!
Dave: Daisy
Bob: Daffodil
Clint: Rhododendron
Scott: Dandylion

Fabrics?
Zac: Denim
Ike: Madras Plaid
Taylor: Suede
Dave: Velvet
Bob: Silk
Clint: Satin
Scott: Leather

Piercings?
Zac: Lip
Ike: Nose
Taylor: Tongue
Dave: Eyebrow
Bob: Nipple
Clint: Ears
Scott: Dick

Utensils?
Zac: Spork
Ike: Spatula
Taylor: Dish
Dave: Cup
Bob: Knife
Clint: Spoon
Scott: Electric Beater

Place?
Zac: Australian Outback
Ike: Switzerland
Taylor: Paris
Dave: Spain
Bob: India
Clint: Finland
Scott: Scotland (Gee...that was original)

Chocolate Bar?
Zac: Whatchamacallit? Bar
Ike: Hershey Bar
Taylor: Dove Bar
Dave: Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
Bob: Nestle Crunch
Clint: Hershey with almonds
Scott: Mounds Bar

Room in House?
Zac: Playroom
Ike: Office
Taylor: Living room (unused unless there's company)
Dave: Kitchen
Bob: Bathroom
Clint: Hallway
Scott: Bedroom

Piece of Clothing?
Zac: Socks
Ike: Bow tie
Taylor: Feather boa
Dave: Shiny pants
Bob: Wifebeater
Clint: Flannel shirt
Scott: Women's panties

Scent?
Zac: Pine
Ike: Vanilla
Taylor: Eucalyptus
Dave: Strawberry
Bob: Rainstorm
Clint: Floral
Scott: Cinnamon

This next one is actually made by Gavin and I. :)

Rocky Horror Show Characters?
Dave: Dr. FrankNFurter
Zac: Eddie
Taylor: Janet
Scott: Magenta
Ike: Brad
Bob: Columbia
Clint: Riff Raff

That was almost too easy.

And yes, we are pathetic.