October 8, 1999
Scene 1: Millenium
(Danny's sitting at the bar, and Drew is talking to him.)
Danny: So, Teresa's probably talking to Jimmy right now in LA, as we speak.
Drew: This is great.
Danny: Yeah.
Drew: You are going to be a big star.
Danny: Well, it's just one meeting. That's all it is.
Drew: No, one meeting leads to another meeting, right? It's all going to work out. Trust me. Alright, fine. You don't want to trust me, trust Jesse. He thinks you're going to be great. (Uh-huh, yeah, sure, whatever you say.)
Danny: (Half rolls his eyes.) Please. He did not say that. There's no way.
Drew: Yes, he did say that. And he doesn't say anything unless he truly believes it. I trust him. Totally. (Yeah, well, you shouldn't...)
Scene 2: Millenium
(Jesse is on the phone, he hangs up and turns around. Michelle is standing there with a "What do you think you're doing?" look on her face.)
Michelle: Hi. Who were you talking to?
Jesse: Just a friend.
Michelle: Jesse, don't, okay? I know you too well. Have you been seeing somebody behind Drew's back?
Jesse: Look, I--I--I can't take this anymore, alright? Yes, you're right, okay? I have been seeing someone. (Michelle looks at him and has shock written all over her face.)
Scene 3: Millenium
Michelle: Well, Jesse, you have to tell her.
Jesse: I know I do. I just can't. I mean, not with everything going on with Selena and Ben. This just isn't the right time.
Michelle: Well, it would've been alot easier if you just told her when you got back from New York, you know? Avoided this whole mess in the first place.
Jesse: Yeah, I know, I know. I wanted to, but I mean, look, it's not like I planned on it. It just happened. Then I met Deena, and everything just happened from there, you know?
Michelle: Mm-hmm.
Jesse: And, look, Deena wanted me to tell her right off the start. And--and in fact, she won't even see me again until I do tell her.
Michelle: She's right. She's absolutely right. You have to tell Drew. You have to tell her tonight, Jesse.
Jesse: Look, not until Selena comes home, alright? I will do it, just don't worry about it.
Michelle: Alright.
Jesse: I just have to find the right time.
Scene 4: Millenium
Drew: So...
Danny: Hmmm?
Drew: This ex who just shows up out of the blue.
Danny: Not out of the blue. She lived here most of her life. She was just in LA temporarily.
Drew: Right, right. So she shows up and she's just willing to give you a brand new career, buddy, hey! (Playfully hits him on the arm.) Why, she likes the smile on your face? (Don't we all?) Come on.
Danny: Would you cut it out? Yeah, we've known each other a long time, she's just helping me out. Stop it.
Drew: What's she like? As gorgeous as I hear?
Danny: (Kinda sputtering/stammering/whatever the damn word is!) You know, you know, Michelle was exaggerating. She's being very dramatic. Teresa's just--she's nice, you know? She's your basic, nice, girl-next-door. (Uh...yeah, right! Open your eyes, Danny! Anyways, Inflata-Latina comes in wearing a very slutty outfit, strutting her stuff all over the place...)
Hoochie: Hey, Danny.
Danny: Teresa. Hi.
Scene 5: Millenium
Danny: Teresa, this is Drew Jacobs. (Gestures toward the Hooch.) Teresa Sandoval.
Hoochie: It's nice to meet you.
Drew: Nice to meet you, too. I got to tell you something. That outfit...it's--it's something.
Hoochie: Thanks. It's the most useful thing in my wardrobe right now.
Danny: (Leans in towards Danny.) She's definitely using it.
Hoochie: Good news.
Danny: So what's up?
Hoochie: You are all set with Jimmy first thing tomorrow morning.
Danny: I got to...what? I've got to be in LA tomorrow morning?
Hoochie: Yeah, I know, I know. It's a drag. But Jimmy's going on a tour. I mean, he's going to be gone for months. I mean, we are lucky that he had time at all.
Danny: (Exhales loudly.) Okay, alright. Okay, well, thanks. I mean, I've got to get moving then. I've got to talk to Michelle.
Hoochie: Okay.
Danny: Thank you. (Goes to find Michelle.)
Scene 6: Millenium
(Danny and Michelle are walking into the main/bar part of Y2K.)
Michelle: I think it's a great idea.
Danny: Really?
Michelle: I do. I think you go. Absolutely.
Danny: You're sure?
Michelle: Yeah, I don't want you to miss out on this. Are you kidding me? Get out of here. Go pack an hour ago.
Danny: (Slightly confuzzed...that's my new word for "confused" in case you didn't figure that out.) Well, you've got to pack, too. You're coming with me, right?
Michelle: No, I've got classes, I--I have too much to study for.
Danny: (Sounding like a little boy.) But...
Michelle: You're only going to be gone for waht, like a week? It's not that long. I'm sure we can handle it.
Danny: Says you.
Michelle: Come here. (They hug and Michelle's giggling.)
Scene 7: Millenium
Danny: Hey.
Michelle: What?
Danny: Hey. This is our song, I think. (Twirls her around. This God-awful music is playing in the background, so it better not be their song!)
Michelle: (Laughing.) This is not our song. No, no. (Oh, thank God...)
Danny: Well, it is now.
Michelle: Oh, okay.
Danny: It is. (They're hugging, and I'm pretty sure he's kissing her neck or shoulders.)
Michelle: Well, we're going to have plenty more songs that you produce. I'm telling you, babe, if this works out, you're going to be so big.
Danny: You are definitely doing publicity for me.
Michelle: You got it. (Kissing.) I miss you and you're not even gone.
Danny: (Pulls away and looks at her.) Excuse me, that's not a good sign. You can't tell the difference if I'm here or not? (They both laugh, and it looks like Michelle mouths "shut up." I couldn't really tell, so I may be wrong. Anyways, they're hugging and it zooms in on Drew and Jesse in the background. Drew starts talking about how good Danny and Michelle are for each other and how she has a bad feeling about Hoochie. All I have to say: YOU GO, GIRL!)
Scene 8: Airport
(Scene opens with Danny and Michelle kissing...and I mean, really big time kissing! The Hooch is in the background and she looks very deserving of her title, if I may say so myself...)
Michelle: Okay, I'm leaving. (Making no attempt to leave...) I have to.
Danny: No, not yet. Not yet. Not yet.
Airport Announcer Lady: (Looking straight at Danny and Michelle.) This is the last call for Flight 36, non-stop service to Los Angeles. Any remaining passengers should board at this time.
Danny: Okay, okay. I'll call you as soon as I land.
Michelle: You better.
Danny: Alright.
Michelle: Okay. Hey, remember something. Some of the most beautiful women live in LA.
Danny: Oh, come on.
Michelle: And it's all silicone and it's all fake. (Laughing.)
Danny: Oh, hey...
Michelle: And I want you to remember that because I'm going to be a doctor. I know how this works.
Danny: Don't worry about it. I'm not going to be looking at any women. Natural (Danny--or is it PAS?-- takes a sneak peek towards Michelle's--Joie's?--ahem...how do I put this nicely? Uh...chest. Get my drift? Yeah, I thought you would...) or otherwise. Okay. I love you.
Michelle: I love you. (Kiss.)
Danny: Okay. Well, I'd better go.
Michelle: Hurry back. (Leaves, turns around to wave and does that little spin thingy. Danny walks up to the ticket counter or whatever it's called and Hoochie comes out from behind the pillar thing that she was hiding behind.)
Hoochie: Danny. Hey.
Danny: (Surprised.) Teresa, hey. What are you doing here?
Hoochie: You're on this flight?
Danny: Yeah.
Hoochie: Yeah, me too. It's the only night flight between here and LA. I'm going to be out there for about a week.
Danny: Oh. Well, great. (Oh, yeah, terrific.) If you've got some time, we should--we should definitely try to get together and have a drink.
Hoochie: Sure, okay.
Danny: Alright. That'd be great. I'll see you. That'd be great. (Leaves to board the plane.)
Hoochie: Okay. It will be great, Danny. You'll see. (About the Hoochie nickname, don't take it offensively, please. I mean it all in good fun, and am in no way putting down the actress. She's a fine actress, I just don't care for the character that she's portraying.)
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