August 26, 1999
Scene 1: San Cristobel House
(Michelle and Cassie are going through ALOT of clothes, looking for something for Cassie to wear to the ball. Michelle holds up a God awful sequin ((I think...)) thing. One quick question: Where in the world did all those clothes come from???)
Michelle: You can do something with this. Did you try it yet?
Cassie: Too short, too geisha, and too red.
Michelle: Okay, okay, okay. Next is...(Picks up another dress, which is even worse than the first one. It looks like a dress I had for my Barbie's when I was younger--one of those really bad 80's dresses. Ughh...flashbacks...) this is actually really uhmm...We can do this for a ball, right? This could be good for a ball.
Cassie: If I wore that, I'd be the ball.
Michelle: Okay, well, there has to be something in here. There's got to be something that's going to make the prince kind of like stand at attention and...who am I kidding? If he's as crazy about Reva as he says he is, you have alot of work cut out for you here. (She's an ex-stripper, 'Chelle. I think she can find a way to make a prince "stand at attention." Sorry, mind's in the gutter...)
Cassie: I know that, Michelle. Thank you.
Michelle: Sorry.
Cassie: No, I'm sorry. I am tried and worried.
Michelle: I know you're scared--
Cassie: I'm scared to death. I'm scared to death. And I'm terrified about what's going to happen, you know? I'm not worried about me, I'm worried about Reva. What if I screw up again? (Again? Did I miss something?) What if I screw up?
Michelle: You're not going to.
Cassie: What if I say the wrong thing, or do the wrong thing? What if she recognises me before she's supposed to? What if I blow the whole plan? What if I cause my sister her life? What if I cost her her life?
Michelle: Stop, that's not going to happen.
Cassie: How do you know it's not going to happen, Michelle?
Michelle: Because I'm going to be there (And you are WonderWoman or...what?) and Danny's going to be there (Well, if Danny's there then everything's definitely going to be okay, because he IS SuperMan!) and Jim's going to be there (Ah, yes...Jumpin' JJ LeMay...everyone, take cover!) and we're all working together on this, alright? Nothing is going to go wrong. Nothing.
Scene 2: Yacht
(Matt, Josh, Danny, and Jumpin' JJ LeMay are below the deck of the yacht. Danny doesn't say much until the end so I'm going to skip all of this Rescue Rangers stuff, but if you want to know what's said then e-mail me and I'll e-mail it to you!)
Josh: Anybody have anymore questions? Any second thoughts? This is the time, guys. I've been there, there is no U.S. Embassy, there is no chance for bond, there is no extradition treaty with the United States. We're taking a big chance in a foreign country. If anybody wants out, this is the time.
Matt: You seen my stuff?
Danny: Okay, well, I'm just going to go make sure the zodiac is ready.
Jim: Tell Cassie I'll be there as soon as I can.
Scene 3: Yacht
(They're loading everything onto the Inflata-boat.)
Danny: Alright boys, everything set? Everything ready? We got everything?
Matt: Here, take these in case we need to look at them at the last minute.
Jim: Okay, guys. This is it. Let's do it.
Danny: See you and Reva after the ball.
Josh: Thank you, Danny. (Shakes his hand. His very SEXY hand...Sorry, I couldn't resist!) Thanks, Danny.
Scene 4: San Cristobel House
(Talking on the phone.)
Carmen: Hello?
Danny: I can't wait any longer. I got to unload these bonds tonight.
Carmen: You can't do that.
Danny: Well, I don't want them in the house anymore.
Carmen: But it's already arranged.
Danny: So, I'll rearrange it.
Carmen: Pilar, hold on a minute, please? Listen, Danny. If you change anything now, there's going to be serious problems.
Danny: Look, I already had one close call with the police. I don't want anymore trouble while Michelle is here.
Carmen: I'm telling you, Danny, if you alter anything right now, I guarantee you something will go wrong. Signals are going to get crossed, people are going to get confused. Don't you remember the Santiago disaster? No, no, just do it after the ball.
Danny: Alright, fine.
Carmen: Is everything in place? Everything has to be in place.
Danny: I said fine. Whatever. I heard you. (Hangs up the phone and gets his suitcase.) And I don't trust you. (Good, Danny. Good...) I gotta take care of this tonight.
Scene 5: San Cristobel House
(Michelle walks into the room.)
Michelle: Danny, are you back yet? (Cassie walks down the stairs in a "Malibu Barbie Outfit." It's horrible...just horrible...IMO.)
Cassie: Okay, so what do you think?
Michelle: Oh, wow. I mean, this is like a cross between a a genie and a Greek goddess. (I was thinking more along the lines of Barbie and a Harem girl.)
Cassie: Yeah? Well, it's perfect because the prince is a Greek god, right?
Michelle: I--I--I can't believe that we did this.
Cassie: I know.
Michelle: My gosh...
Cassie: Oh, my goodness. It's okay, right? It's okay? I look okay?
Michelle: Are you kdding me? If it was a choice between you and Cinderella, I'd send her off to clean the chimney.
Cassie: I just want to keep him distracted long enough for Reva to get the Hell out of there.
Michelle: Well, believe me, Reva's going to be long gne by the time he even looks up.
Cassie: Unless she spots me first, and then everything is totally ruined.
Michelle: Cassie, it's not going to happen.
Cassie: I just...I just keep having this really weird feeling, okay?
Michelle: Like what?
Cassie: Nothing. Nothing. Everything's going to be fine. (Keeps on repeating that to herself.)
Scene 6: San Cristobel House
(Michelle walks down the stairs in her costume. One word to describe it: WOW! And Danny is sitting on the couch looking damn fine in a tux. She gets to the bottom of the stairs and strikes a pose. Danny stares at her and says nothing...he's probably too shocked to say anything!)
Michelle: What, nothing at all? You're beautiful, you're grougeous. Michelle, men would die for you? You take my breath away. Nothing? Great, we're this old married couple already. Well, thanks.
Danny: You're cute. (OMG! He just sounds SO VERY, VERY, VERY sexy when he says that!!!)
Michelle: I'm cute?
Danny: Well, I was going to tell you how beautiful you are, but you didn't give me a chance.
Michelle: Okay, well, let's start over. (Strikes a pose again.)
Danny: You are without a doubt, the most gorgeous, sexiest creature on Earth. I worship you. You're going to be the belle of the ball.
Michelle: Well, thank you very much. You know, I really can't wait until all of this is over, and Reva's safe, and we can spend some time alone, maybe relive our honeymoon.
Danny: I know I'd like that. (Kiss.)
Michelle: These are some great lips, Mr. Santos. (Uh-huh! Great lips...very good lips...) Where have they been all evening?
Danny: Right here. Listen, I was thinking. Uhmm, there's a little something I want to get done. Do you mind going ahead with Cassie without me and I'll catch up with you in a little bit?
Michelle: What is this something that you have to take care of?
Danny: Oh, it's nothing. It's nothing. (Danny...Danny...Danny...don't lie to her! You're just digging yourself a hole!) It's just business, but I know I'll be able to have alot more fun when I get it out of the way.
Michelle: Are you sure this isn't anything that I need to know about? At all?
Danny: It's nothing. It's nothing. There's nothing for you to worry about. I just want to get it done, sooner rather than later, okay? Do you mind if I meet up with you? Hmm? Please? (Oh, the puppy dog eyes!) Just a little bit.
Michelle: Okay. Okay.
Danny: Okay. (Cassie walks in.)
Cassie: Everything's ready, right? (Gestures towards Michelle's outfit.) Wow...So where's Jim?
Danny: I don't know. He should be on his way. Let's just hope everything's going as planned.
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