July 19, 1999
Scene 1: Palace
(Edmund's watching Reva on the little security camera thing. We hear Danny and Michelle in the hall.)
Michelle: This place...are you sure this is the place? This is not the place that they told us about. (I have no idea what the Hell she is talking about, this is just what I heard...)
Danny: (Knocking on the door.) Edmund.
Edmund: Danny!
Danny: Hi.
Edmund: I thought you had gone.
Danny: Well, no, I just finished showing Michelle the rest of the castle. We're going to take off now, but we wanted to say good-bye before we left, so...
Edmund: Oh, I see.
Michelle: Yeah.
Danny: Is something wrong? Did we come at a bad time?
Edmund: No. No, not at all.
Danny: Okay.
Michelle: I have to tell you, I can't even get over this place. It's amazing. All these rooms of art and antiques, I just...I feel like there's so much I haven't even seen, yet. It's like a fairy tale.
Scene 2: Palace
Edmund: Well, I'm glad you had a nice tour. We'll have to spend more time together next time, have dinner.
Michelle: I would love that. That would be great.
Danny: We look forward to it, definitely. But we really need to get going.
Michelle: Okay. I just wanted to say thank you so much for helping us out with Josh and Reva. It's great to know that they're safe and on their way home.
Danny: Yes.
Edmund: Well, I hope you have a safe trip as well.
Michelle: Thank you. Thanks. I really am going to miss this place. You guys have made me feel so welcome.
Edmund: Well, good. And now that you own the Santos villa, we'll be seeing much more of each other.
Danny: Yes, we plan to get back here every chance we get. You can count on it.
Edmund: Good, good. Well, till next time, then.
Danny: Yes.
Edmund: And I'm sorry. I wish I could show you out, but I'm late for a meeting.
Michelle: Oh, of course.
Danny: No, we're sorry that we interrupted you.
Edmund: Good.
Danny: Take care.
Michelle: Thanks again. Thanks. (They leave and Edmund leaves for his meeting. We hear Danny and Michelle in the hall.) Ow.
Danny: Edmund? (Knocks on the door, then opens it.) Edmund, I'm sorry. Michelle's heel broke on a step. She twisted her ankle. Edmund?
Michelle: Ow, ow, ow. I got it. I got it. (Hobbles over to a chair.)
Danny: He must've gone to his meeting. Alright, sit down, sit down.
Michelle: Okay.
Danny: He won't mind if you rest your foot for a little bit.
Michelle: Okay, okay. I cannot believe that my heel snapped off.
Danny: (Reaches for her shoe.) Here.
Michelle: Those were expensive, too.
Danny: (Massaging her foot.) You are just loving this, aren't you?
Michelle: Excuse me?
Danny: Oh, come on. The palace...
Michelle: Careful...
Danny: ...The guards in their fancy white uniforms, Edmund kissing your hand all the time.
Michelle: Are you...
Danny: You love it.
Michelle: ...A little jealous, Danny?
Danny: (Answering in a voice that so obviously means "yes".) No. (Michelle laughs.) Edmund does tend to have a bit of a reputation with the ladies, but no.
Michelle: Hey. The only man that this lady is interested in is her prince.
Danny: Good.
Michelle: Good. (Kiss.)
Scene 2: Palace
(Michelle's trying to walk on her foot, and Danny's holding onto her waist from behind.)
Danny: (In a British accent.) Alright, how's milady feeling?
Michelle: (In a British accent, too.) Much better, milord. Your royal hands have a magic touch. (Let me just say that Joie does a great British accent!)
Danny: Ooh. (Holding her from behind. Rubbing her stomach and kissing her neck.)
Michelle: Danny, what are you thinking? We're in a palace.
Danny: Oh, well, come on. I'm sure you dreamed about this when you were a little girl.
Michelle: Yeah, but I...
Danny: Yeah, did you fantasise about being the queen of the palace with your husband, the king, by your side and at your service.
Michelle: (Slapping his arm playfully.) Well, when I was 9, I dreamed about ladies in waiting doing my homework.
Danny: Well, you're not 9 anymore. Those fantasies of yours can get a little more risque, don't you think? A little more grown-up?
Michelle: Danny...
Danny: What?
Michelle: I don't know if we should do this. What if Edmund comes back from his meeting? (Well, if he's like every guy I know, he'd slap Danny on the back and say "Good job.")
Danny: (Kissing her all over.) Oh, Edmund's cool. He won't care. (LOL!)
Michelle: How do you know this?
Danny: Trust me, my queen.
Michelle: Well, it's--it's true. Your...your service to my royal needs never ceases to amaze me.
Danny: Aha! Yes, I live to serve.
Scene 3: Palace
(They're kissing and Danny's hands are roaming all over Michelle's backside. Danny's leading her towards a couch.)
Danny: Oh, what about right here? Hmm? What do you say?
Michelle: Oh...
Danny: Come on.
Michelle: We can't do this. We can't do this.
Danny: (Using the British accent.) Oh, where's your sense of adventure, of palace intrigue?
Michelle: (Using the British accent, too.) Darling, I certainly have some. However...however, I would like to make love in our own palace, not someone else's.
Danny: Oh, alright. I'll cancel my next couple of wars, and we'll make love in every room of our own palace.
Michelle: You know, I really could've gotten used to this.
Danny: I bet.
Michelle: Living in this castle with my wonderful husband on a beautiful island.
Danny: Then we'll stay. We'll just pick a room. We'll get squatters' rights.
Michelle: (Laughing.) Oh, okay, great. So then Edmund can bail us out like he had to with Josh and Reva. (Kissing.)
Danny: Alright. Let's go.
Michelle: Okay.
Danny: Party pooper. (Puts his arm around her waist.) Okay to walk?
Michelle: Yeah.
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