July 14, 1999
Scene 1: San Cristobel House
(Danny and Michelle are walking inside and Michelle has a bad sunburn. Danny's wearing shorts! That man has got SEXY legs!)
Michelle: Okay, so how red is it? Is it really bad? Is it like really red or sort of red? (Danny touches it or something.) Stop it!
Danny: Uh, oh, it's just sort of bad.
Michelle: You know what? You're lying. And I can't even...ow...
Danny: Well, I told you with the breeze coming in off the ocean, you can't tell how strong the sun is.
Michelle: I know, I know. I should've worn a hat and sunblock. I know. I know. I know.
Danny: So what have we learned from this valuable lesson?
Michelle: Nothing...
Danny: That your husband is always right. (Michelle snorts and laughs.) Right? I've got some aloe lotion so that'll make you feel better.
Michelle: Okay. (Tries to sit down.) Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Wait a second. There's no messages. Why hasn't Edmund called us?
Danny: He'll call. He'll call. I'm sure that Josh and Reva are free by now, and doing whatever it is they're doing. (Pours some aloe vera into his hand.)
Michelle: That's alot. (Yes, it is. But as PAS said in the Yahoo! chat, he only "does things in excess.")
Danny: Don't worry about it.
Michelle: Be careful.
Danny: Shh. Turn around. Now this is going to be cold.
Michelle: Okay, okay, okay.
Danny: But it's going to feel good. (Puts some on her shoulders and back. Michelle breathes in quickly and slowly exhales. It sounds kind of like a cat hissing, if you ask me.) See? Nice, nice, nice, nice.
Michelle: That's--that's nice.
Danny: So what did you think of the beach?
Michelle: Uh, the beach.
Danny: Mm-hmm.
Michelle: It was nice. It was...white sand that I'd never seen. And the water was sparkling, and it was...beautiful.
Danny: Good. I'm glad you liked it.
Michelle: It was really amazing. I mean...
Danny: And that's because you're here.
Michelle: No, it's because we are here. (They start kissing and he puts his hands on her shoulders.) Ow, ow...
Scene 2: San Cristobel House
Danny: There you go. Is that better?
Michelle: Mmm, yeah. Yeah, you have magic hands.
Danny: I've--I've been told that before.
Michelle: Uh-huh.
Danny: They're a little rough. Sorry, it's all that dirty gangster work.
Michelle: I love your hands.
Danny: I love you. So do you still feel like you're dreaming, that this can't possibly be real?
Michelle: Every minute. I cannot believe that we are so happy, but it is real. Ooh, careful. It's real. We are real. (Well, not really...)
Danny: And it's just going to get better. (They kiss.) Let's see. (Pulls her dress strap down.)
Michelle: Oh, no. Why didn't you tell me? (They start kissing and it looks like it might lead to something more when they're interrupted--as always!)
Alden: Danny!
Michelle: Hello.
Alden: There you are.
Danny: Hey, Alden.
Alden: Oh, I am--I am terribly sorry. (Well, you should be! We were just about to get some Manny nookie!)
Danny: Oh, no, no, no. It's totally fine. It's cool. Don't worry about it.
Alden: It's just that the door was open and I never would've come in if I...
Danny: Oh, no. Please. Come on in. It's fine. I want you to meet my wife.
Michelle: Hi.
Danny: Michelle, this is Alden Heath. Alden Heath, is my wife, Michelle.
Michelle: How do you do?
Alden: I am dreadfully embarrassed at the moment, dreadfully. (Shakes Michelle's hand. Turns to Danny.) I'd shake your hand, but...
Michelle: Please don't be embarrassed.
Danny: Alden--Alden is the President of the Santos bank here on the island and he and his wife have been friends of the family for a long time.
Alden: And she joins me in extending our heartfelt congratulations to you on your marriage.
Michelle: Oh, thank you.
Danny: Thank you.
Alden: (Hands Michelle a bouquet of flowers.) These are from garden. Welcome to San Cristobel.
Michelle: These are beautiful. Thank you so much. Where am I going to put these...? Oh! OH, he's the--you're the president of the bank. (Yes. We established that already.) Okay, great. I have...where did they go, babe? (See's the box of chocolates.) Oh, okay. I have a gift for you from Danny's mother.
Alden: Let me guess.
Michelle: It's for your wife, actually.
Alden: The fabled 4th Street Candy Factory chocolates available only in Springfield.
Danny: Say that four times fast. (They all laugh.)
Michelle: Absolutely. Absolutely.
Alden: That's terrific. She'll just be delighted, thank you.
Michelle: Yeah, well, she might not be so delighted. There was some, uh, turbulence on the place, so we missed one.
Danny: We missed a couple.
Michelle: But they were kind of upset a little bit. (Wait, hold up. I'm confuzzed. Who was upset? And about what?)
Alden: No, no. I'm sure that...I'm sure she won't even notice.
Michelle: Oh, good. Good. I'm just glad that I remembered them or Carmen would have thrown a fit, you know? Last thing a new bride wants is trouble with her mother-in-law. (True...but it seems you've had your share of trouble with your mother-in-law. You know, considering the fact she wants you dead...)
Scene 3: San Cristobel House
(The three of them are walking inside the door.)
Alden: Well, I really should leave. I've taken up too much of your time.
Danny: Oh, no, no. Not at all.
Alden: And Michelle, thank you so much for Antonia's chocolates.
Michelle: Oh, not at all.
Alden: I hope you'll have a chance to get together before you leave.
Michelle: I would really like that. Thank you.
Danny: Here, I'll walk you out.
Alden: No, there's no need. I know the way. Obviously. So long. Congratulations.
Michelle: Bye.
Danny: See you later. (Closes the front door and locks it. Thank God, he locked it. Maybe they won't be interrupted this time!) No more visitors.
Michelle: I really am glad that I remembered about those chocolates because Carmen would've thrown a fit.
Danny: Ah, shh, shh. I don't want to talk about chocolates or my mother.
Michelle: Okay.
Danny: I just want to talk about us, and the rest of our lives together. (Kiss.)
Michelle: Okay. Well, you have to tell me, you know? You have to tell me about our future. (Scene ends with them kissing. Somebody's gonna get some booty...Somebody's gonna get some booty...)
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