July 12, 1999
Scene 1: San Cristobel Restaurant
(Danny and Michelle are standing on the terrace watching Josh and Reva get arrested.)
Michelle: Oh my God. Danny, did you see that? (Michelle, it was kinda hard to miss. Especially, with Reva's screaming...) Josh and Reva just got dragged away by the police.
Danny: In opposite directions. What the Hell have they gotten themselves involved in?
Michelle: I knew something was going on. We should've helped them.
Danny: (Pulling her inside.) Come on, let's go back to the table. Let's go. Come on.
Michelle: Well, what kind of a place is this, Danny? Josh and Reva didn't even do anything.
Danny: Michelle, we don't really know what's going on, so...
Michelle: Well, you know people, right? Okay, so call someone and help them, please?
Danny: Alright. (A police officer walks in.) Excuse me, officer. Could you tell us why those two people were arrested out there?
Officer: No, sir. I can't.
Danny: Well, they're friends of ours. You know what? Fine. (To Michelle.) I'm going to go...I'll go find out myself, okay? Just stay there.
Officer: This is police business, sir. I'd advise you not to interfere.
Danny: Okay. Alright. (Takes a piece of paper out of his pocket.) Well, I'd advise you to call this number. Prince Edmund is a friend of ours. You tell him Danny Santos has some questions. If the local police can't answer them, maybe he can.
Scene 2: Bauer Kitchen
(Rick, Abby, Harley, and Phillip are talking in the kitchen.)
Abby: Oh, someone left a message. (Presses the "play" button on the answering machine.)
Michelle: (On the answering machine, if you can't figure it out...) Hi, Abby. It's me. Uhmm, I got Rick's message and I'm calling so you won't worry. Danny and I are on our honeymoon. We're in San Cristobel. Listen, we worked everything out, I've never been happier, so can you just give Aunt Meta my love and tell her I miss her? And I love you, Abby. Bye.
Abby: I'm sure that she meant to say that she loves and misses both of us.
Rick: Sweetheart, that's not true. You and I both know that.
Scene 3: San Cristobel Restaurant
(Edmund is just arriving at restaurant.)
Edmund: I got here as soon as I could. What seems to be the problem?
Danny: Thank you so much.
Michelle: Well...
Danny: It turns out that we ran into some friends of ours from back home here, and their names of Josh and Reva Lewis--
Michelle: They got arrested and taken away in handcuffs, and I really don't think that they didn anything wrong.
Edmund: I'm sorry. But our police force isn't known for overreacting. Especially, with tourists.
Michelle: Well--well, I've known them since I was very little, and they're really good people. I have a picture of them...(Looks around the table for the polaroid that was taken of the four of them. Finds it and hands it to Edmund.) Here. See?
Edmund: This is unbelievable.
Michelle: I know, and--and they're on their honeymoon just like us, so please...please, please, can you help them?
Danny: Can you do something?
Edmund: Well, I'll do what needs to be done.
Danny: Great.
Michelle: Okay. Thank you.
Danny: Why don't I come with you?
Edmund: (Answering a bit too quickly.) No. Danny, you can't.
Danny: Well...(Looks out Michelle with a confused look on his face and she raises her eyebrow at him.)
Scene 4: San Cristobel Restaurant
Danny: Well, Edmund, why don't I just go with you to the police station and then I can help out in any way that I can?
Michelle: Yeah, we really don't want to inconvenience you anymore than we have.
Edmund: You're here on your honeymoon. Let me take care of this.
Danny: No, Edmund--
Edmund: You should be enjoying a nice, romantic lunch for two. I insist. I'll go to police headquarters myself and take care of your friends personally. What? Don't you think I have any clout around here?
Michelle: Well, of course. It's just...she seemed really upset.
Edmund: I promise to pay special attention to her. Waiter? (Motions for the waiter to come over.)
Waiter: How many I serve you?
Edmund: My friends are to have anything they want, along with the best wine you have.
Waiter: Yes, sir.
Edmund: Send the bill to my attention.
Danny: Edmund, don't be ridiculous. Come on. That's not necessary.
Edmund: Danny, Danny. Honeymoons are never long enough. And I don't want you to waste a single minute of yours.
Danny: (Giving in.) Thank you. That's very nice. Thank you.
Michelle: Thanks. How--how can we ever repay you for this?
Edmund: Well, enjoy yourselves and don't worry about a thing. I'll call you as soon as I've taken care of your friends.
Michelle: Thank you very much.
Edmund: Good.
Danny: Thanks. (Danny and Michelle sit down at the table and Edmund leaves. He stops outside the door and looks at the polaroid.)
Edmund: There must be some mistake. It can't be you. You'd never come back here. Not what after happened the last time.
Scene 5: San Cristobel Restaurant
(Waiter is pouring Danny some champagne or some wine, I can't tell which, and Michelle is sitting there looking very distracted.)
Danny: (To waiter.) Thank you. (To Michelle.) Hey, remember me?
Michelle: Hmm?
Danny: Hi.
Michelle: Oh, hi. Yeah, you're that, uhmm, you're that really sexy guy that I married, aren't you? (Uh-huh! That's the one...)
Danny: Guilty.
Michelle: Mmm. You know, I cannot wait to get back to our house--our house--and continue our honeymoon.
Danny: Ooh, I love the way you think.
Michelle: Good.
Danny: And I love you.
Michelle: I love you. (Kiss.)
Danny: Hey, I got an idea. How would you like to go to Richard and Olivia's wedding? (Oh, that's good. Tell her that ya'll can go before you're even invited. That's always smart.) I'm sure if we asked Edmund, he'd put us on the guest list. And I know it won't be half as perfect as our wedding, but...
Michelle: I would love to go to a royal wedding. Are you kidding me?
Danny: Alright, good. Good. Then I'll talk to him about it.
Michelle: What is it--what is it going to be like? I mean, what's his brother like?
Danny: Well, that's a good question. I don't--actually, I don't know Richard that well, anymore. He pretty much keeps to himself behind the castle walls. Nobody see's him much. I haven't seen him...in years, actually.
Michelle: You're so close to his brother. That's kind of odd, don't you think?
Danny: Well, I mean, Richard's older, and I mean, really, they're very different. I mean, Edmund likes to be a little wild and have fun, sort of likes to pretend that he's a regular guy under that crown, but Richard's more reserved and formal. And, uh, a couple of years ago, something happened and it changed him. He became a total recluse.
Michelle: Really?
Danny: Yeah.
Michelle: I wonder what happened.
Danny: Yeah, I don't know. I don't know, but whatever happened, it has definitely affected Edmund. And they--they're very close and they've always been best friends.
Michelle: Hmm. Yeah, Rick and I used to be like that.
Danny: Yeah. And then we found each other.
Michelle: You know, even after everything that's happened with him, I just--I would give anything for him to see how happy we are, what a normal life we have. (Normal life? Uh-huh, yeah, okay, whatever.)
Danny: Yeah. You miss him, don't you? I'm sorry.
Michelle: You know, I don't want you to apologise, okay? Because I am so happy with you. I'm so glad that we're together. I mean, you really just made my dreams come true, Danny.
Danny: Well, I still can't believe that you're my wife, and we've got the rest of our lives together.
Michelle: Every day and every night.
Danny: How did I get so lucky?
Michelle: Well, you know, I think--I think it's because you are a great kisser. That is what I think.
Danny: I am? Really?
Michelle: Oh, yes. Absolutely. (They kiss.)
Danny: How was that?
Michelle: Eh...
Danny: (They both laugh.) Just "eh"? (Kisses her again. A little bit more passionately.) How about that?
Michelle: Much better.
Danny: Do you know how much I love you?
Michelle: Yes, I do.
Danny: Mmm. Let's go. I--I--I want to make love to you all night long.
Michelle: I want that, too. (Kiss.)
Scene 6: San Cristobel Restaurant
Danny: Mmm. Come on, let's go. I want to get you home. Immediately. Come on. (Okay, can we say horny much?!)
Michelle: (Shows him the receipt for the ring.) I have to get this ring.
Danny: Michelle, no.
Michelle: Danny, it means alot to Reva. Alright, you saw that. Then she just got hauled off by the police. Please?
Danny: First of all, it's late and the store's closed, I'm sure. (I thought it was noon...) And...you know what? They can--they'll be free in the morning. Why don't you let them get the ring back themselves?
Michelle: What if there's a problem, you know?
Danny: There won't be. Edmund said he's take care of it and he will. Can we go? Please? (OMG, major puppy dog eyes! That man makes me go weak at the knees!)
Michelle: Okay. Okay.
Danny: Shall I take you home, Mrs. Santos?
Michelle: Yes, take me home. (Kiss.)
Danny: Let's go. (Picks her up and carries her out of the restaurant while everyone stands up and claps.)
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