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The Unofficial John Fuglesang Appreciation Page - Quotes
The quotes on this page were taken from a Politically
Incorrect episode that aired I know not when. I shall
endevour to look into it for y'all.
Adam West on sex: "I really think it boils down
to the size of your equipment."
John Fugelsang: "I just had a bat belt flashback..."
Bill Maher: "I think most people are capable of sex for
pleaseure - John, you're wearing leather..."
On waiting for marrige: "Well, a Biblical arguement can
be made, but I'm the product of a couple of parents who
had devoted their lives to the religious service and
who left in the 60's, so I come from a marrige where
that was a dynamic and they're still together and it
worked so I have nothing against it per se, if you want
to spend your wedding night saying 'is that it? Is that
it? Is that it? Is that it?' then God bless you..."
"...And this (jacket) is plastic, by the way. I get
enough hate mail from PETA over America's Funniest
Home Videos."
On a virgin football player:
Bill Maher: "You must have chicks up the wazoo..."
John Fugelsang: "Not until the wedding night, Bill."
To Adam West:
"You had Burt Ward pushed aside to get the groupies."
"The Bible, it isn't exactly a users guide to chastity."
Adam West: "Sex is like driving an expensive car with a
built in guarentee..."
John Fugelsang: "Holy non-sequiter, Batman."
On pleasure insuring pro-creation:
"Well, yeah, that's part of God's plan. Other wise,
we'd be like 'You want me to do what? Ewwwww..."
"So much about religion is about being positive and
about helping others and helping the downtrodden, but,
you know, just a little bit in this country it's about
controlling thought and controlling behavior in this
country. Especially in relation to women, whether it
be female genital mutilation over there or male genital
mutilation over here, which is I guess what I had when
I was about 96 hours old. It's all about controlling
what you do."
On pharmacists in South Dakota winning the right to
refuse to fulfill perscriptions they find morally
questionable:
"(Loud laugh) No wonder nobody takes this country
seriously."
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