These quotes were taken from an episode of Politcally Incorrect which aired in Mid January, 1999.



POLITICALLY INCORRECT: Mid. Janurary/1999



"The issue with this is dogs are naturally pack animals, even domesticated dogs, the family is the pack so when they leave it goes through a lot of anxiety issues, scratches the house, moves to Montana and sends mail bombs....What I'd like to see is a society where other children in 3rd world countries can hope that when they die of natural causes at age 8, they can come back as an American dog."

Brad Keena: "My dog gets a bowl of water and he's happy..."
John Fugelsang: "And life is simple in America! Public schools going down the toilet!"

"You believe everything in Genesis is literal fact? God created the world , but couldn't find Adam and Eve in the garden after they ate the apple? They were the two naked people, how could he miss them?"

"They were writing with a 1st century mentality! They thought the Earth was flat! It's hardly a betrayal of God or Christ to believe that science happened they way they tell us it happened! Do you believe that dinasaur bones are a trick by the devil to throw us off?"

Brad Keena: "Part of the snake's punishment was it had to crawl on the ground..."
John Fugelsang: "And part of women's punishment was they had to have monthly menstration, painfull childbirth, and crappy wages for doing the same job as men."

Bill Maher: "Adam and Eve, that's the Jew half of the Bible. That's your half, babe."
John Fugelsang: "Start writing your letters now!"

P.I. Poll: Clinton hugging Monica should've won for Funniest Home Video:
Agree: 66% Disagree: 34%

Brad Keena: "He called her up, found her number and called her up..."
John Fugelsang: "Rich people can do that when poor people loose their jobs."

On a waitress fired for heatedly disagreeing with a Congressman customer: "On ALICE Flo would've said 'Kiss my grits,' and Mel wouldn't let her."

"This is the holy myth of Free speech in this country. There is no free speech for certain groups, convicts, students, teachers, working people...this is a guy who can go into his job and say whatever he wants about whoever he chooses including the president on national television but a working person speaking their mind? Maybe it is inappropriate and unproffessional, but it shows the myth of free speech in this country."

"Party line, party line, party line. The conservatives don't want big government, except in your classrooms, your bedrooms and your vaginal wombs."

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