The Commandments of the Holy Turtle

Many of the commandments were lost due to poor record keeping, but when the Dead Shell Scrolls are recovered, we may once again have our rules to live by.

I. Thou shalt not underestimate the power of frozen ham.
II. Honor thy spork.
III. Thou shalt not commit photosynthesis.
IV. Thou shalt not consume ice cream in pita.





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