Name:

Spiny Norman

Full Name:

Spinerick Norman

Known Aliases:

Fong Li Cho, Edward Alston, Vincent Michael Dalvecchio, Nicolo Vasvinder, Isabelle Clarice Simmons, Norman H. Spiny, Norman V. Spiny, Norman R. Spiny the Third, Paco Rodriguez, Heinrick Ibsen, Mr. Argle-Bargle Sillypants.

Known Hideouts:

Plainfield, NJ and Lexington, VA.

Known Criminal Activities:

(see attached pages 2-435)

Known Passtimes:

Writing nonsensical comedic somethings, playing guitar far louder than is possibly healthy, occassional college.

Notes:

What Spiny Norman lacks in razor-sharp wits he makes up for with sharp razors. Classified as a D-12. (D-1 means dangerous. D-2 means very dangerous. D-3 means really awfully quite dangerous. A D-12 is ridiculously dangerous)

If you come across him, do not attempt to apprehend him, talk to him, or even look at him. Find a nice hiding spot and duck and cover. And for God's sake don't call the FBI and ask us to apprehend him - what do you think we are, crazy?

Bibliography:

Franklin, R. The Unauthorized Biography of Spiny Norman. 1992. Pendant Publishing: New York.

Grant, L. The Somewhat More Authorized Biography of Spiny Norman. 1994. Hyperion: New York.

Gumby, A.2.S. Tales of Terror from inside the Spiny Regime. 1997. A2SG Press: Boston.

Hope, Bob. 101 Great Hedgehog Jokes. 1913. Clinging-to-life-press: New York.

King, Stephen. Book #14,325 (It's easier to just number them now). 1998. Proflific Press: Bangor, ME.

N, Spiny. Spiny, I hardly knew me. 1999. Dungheap Press: New York.