Q: Halt!
A: Whoa!
Q: Who goes there?
A: I am sir Pedevere, knight of the banana-shaped table, regular at the castle of Anthrax, liberator of many a fair maiden from their distress, champion of metamorphosed figs all over the world and a very naughty boy indeed.
Q: Brave sir Pedevere, wilt thou grant us the tale of your life?
A: Art thou a fair maiden in distress?
Q: Nay, I...
A: Then what standest thou there a-gaping for?
Q: I seek the tale of thine illustrious life, o worthy knight.
A: Hah! Art thou prepared to go X-rated?
Q: Erm...
A: Thought so... giddyup, Innuendo!
Clip-clop, clip-clop, clippety-clippety-clop-bop-a-loo-bop, a-wop-bam-boom
Q: Innuendo? What kind of name is that for a coconut?
And the seeker of the tale of sir Pedevere journeyed on to many a weird land, until he found what he was looking for in a far-away realm.
