From what we’ve been able to gather (mostly from bathroom walls and locker rooms), Lady Godiva is fond of a good time. She’s got goldilocks and sizzling blue eyes and acquaintances describe her as squishy in all the appropriate places.

If she’s not hanging out on the local ballfield shagging flies, it is likely you’ll find her standing outside the chocolate shoppe, drooling on the glass.

Others have observed her to be obsessed by her slinky collection. She’s also been noted for a propensity to surround herself with all things froggy and/or shiny.

She was last seen in the vicinity of Canada ("Hey, I have relatives there, maybe you know them?") and is considered armed with a dangerously dirty mind. If spotted, attempt apprehension at your own risk (has been known to bite, nibble, etc.).

Information contained herein was either blatantly made up or shamelessly stolen from Lady Godiva’s unauthorized autobiography, "Exposed! The Ride of Her Life".