Old enough to know better, but not too old to stop
Eyes:
Like limpid pools.
Marital Status:
Married to Foul Temptress, believe it or not. The reason for this is unknown, it is suspected to be either a sorority prank gone horribly, horribly awry, or else he has compromising pictures of her somewhere...and, considering what she admits to, they must be juicy indeed!
Hobbies:
Toad strangling, toad licking, toad jumping...pretty much, if there's a toad involved, he's there!Oh yeah, and macrame.
Pets:
No toads, surprisingly. Suspiciously surprising, if you want to know the truth.
Location:
Formerly San Francisco, formerly Utah, currently San Diego. Can't stay in one place, maybe running from the law on toad-related charges, we're not sure.
Favorite Quotes:
"I never met a toad I didn't like."To wife FT: "Please?"
