Age:

In my 30's......somewhere in the middle.........genuinely no idea.......

Height:

5'10.......unless turned upside down......

Weight:

With or without belly? (with or without beer?)....hehe

Eye colour:

Bluuuuuuuuuueeeeeeee......is that how you write VERY blue?

Hobbies:

(aside....whisper, whisper)(.....ok, no sheep jokes.....) ....erm....Python, Laurel and Hardy, Marx Brothers, Spike Milligan.

Amount of sleep:

Sleep? I don't understand the question?

What is made of leather and has 5 fingers?

A glove

What is made of leather and has 10 fingers?

Two gloves

What is your favourite colour?

.....erm......three gloves?..........Arrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhh!