Paleolithic.
Eyes:
Two, with a spare, just in case.
Marital Status:
Happily married, one child.
Hobbies:
See above. Also writing, reading, playing on the internet, arguing with christians, taping old episodes of "Mad About You."
Pets:
Two: Samantha (aka 'Mantha) and MacKenzie (aka Kenzie).
Location:
Boston, Mass.
Aspirations:
To become a professional writer, so I can quit the 9 to 5 life (well, 11pm to 7am life, anyway) and devote my days to writing Great American Novels, answering phone calls from solicitors and bill collectors, answering the door for jehovah's witnesses and door-to-door salesmen, be available for anyone's little errands or jobs, since I'm home anyway and don't have a "real job"....Er, on second thought, to have a regular 9 to 5 job....
